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The Unfortunate Sex Life of the Banana

The humble banana almost seems like a miracle of nature. Colourful, nutritious, and much cherished by children, monkeys and clowns, it has a favoured position in the planet’s fruitbowls. The banana is vitally important in many regions of the tropics, where different parts of the plant are used for clothing, paper and tableware, and where the fruit itself is an essential dietary staple. People across the globe appreciate the soft, nourishing flesh, the snack-sized portions, and the easy-peel covering that conveniently changes colour to indicate ripeness. Individual fruit—or fingers—sit comfortably in the human hand, readily detached from their close-packed companions. Indeed, the banana appears almost purpose-designed for efficient human consumption and distribution. It is difficult to conceive of a more fortuitous fruit.

The banana, however, is a freakish and fragile genetic mutant; one that has survived through the centuries due to the sustained application of selective breeding by diligent humans. Indeed, the “miraculous” banana is far from being a no-strings-attached gift from nature. Its cheerful appearance hides a fatal flaw— one that threatens its proud place in the grocery basket. The banana’s problem can be summed up in a single word: sex.

The banana plant is a hybrid, originating from the mismatched pairing of two South Asian wild plant species: Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. Between these two products of nature, the former produces unpalatable fruit flesh, and the latter is far too seedy for enjoyable consumption. Nonetheless, these closely related plants occasionally cross-pollinate and spawn seedlings which grow into sterile, half-breed banana plants. Some ten thousand years ago, early human experimenters noted that some of these hybridized Musa bore unexpectedly tasty, seedless fruit with an unheard-of yellowness and inexplicably amusing shape. They also proved an excellent source of carbohydrates and other important nutrients.

wild_bananaA seed-packed wild musa (banana)Despite the hybrid’s unfortunate sexual impotence, shrewd would-be agriculturalists realised that the plants could be cultivated from suckering shoots and cuttings taken from the underground stem. The genetically identical progeny produced this way remained sterile, yet the new plant could be widely propagated with human help. An intensive and prolonged process of selective breeding—aided by the variety of hybrids and occasional random genetic mutations—eventually evolved the banana into its present familiar form. Arab traders carried these new wonderfruit to Africa, and Spanish conquistadors relayed them onwards to the Americas. Thus the tasty new banana was spared from an otherwise unavoidable evolutionary dead-end.

Today, bananas and their close relatives, the starchy plantains, grow in a number of different varieties or cultivars. Among temperate palates, the most familiar is the Cavendish, a shapely and sweet-tasting dessert banana. This is the banana found in the supermarkets, splits, and milkshakes of the developed world. It is exported on an industrial scale from commercial plantations in the tropics. Every Cavendish is genetically identical, possessing the same pleasant taste (which is somewhat lacking in more subtle flavours according to banana aficionados). They also all share the same potential for yellow curvaceousness and the same susceptibility to disease.

Although there are numerous other banana and plantain varieties cultivated for local consumption in Africa and Asia, none has the same worldwide appeal as the Cavendish. While these other varieties display more genetic variability, all come from the same sterile Musa hybrids which so delighted our forebears thousands of years ago. Likewise none of them have enjoyed the benefits of the frenzied gene-shuffling facilitated by sexual congress.

Stuck with the clunky, inefficient cloning of asexual reproduction, the sterile banana is at a serious disadvantage in the never-ending biological arms race between plant and pest. Indeed, it is a well-established fact that bananas are particularly prone to crop-consuming insects and diseases. A severe outbreak of banana disease could easily spread through the genetically uniform plantations, devastating economies and depriving our fruitbowls. Varieties grown for local consumption would also suffer, potentially causing mass starvation in tropical regions.

banana_bagBanana bunches in protective isolation.This scenario may seem preposterous, but researchers all over the world are earnestly exploring the possibility. The custodians of the beloved banana are all too aware of the potential for a banana apocalypse— because it has already happened in the fruit’s past. And the next time could be much worse.

Until the middle of the twentieth century, most bananas on sale in the developed world belonged to the Gros Michel cultivar. These bananas were sweet and tasty and didn’t spoil too quickly, making them eminently suitable for commercial export. Old-timers contend that in flavour and convenience, the Gros Michel outshone even the current top-banana, the Cavendish. Yet from the early twentieth century, large plantations of ‘Big Mike’ proved increasingly fertile ground for a fungal leaf affliction known as Panama disease. Affected crops would soon deteriorate into rotting piles of unprofitable vegetation. As the century progressed, commercial growers found themselves in a desperate race against time, making doomed attempts to establish new plantations in disease-free areas of rainforest before the fungus arrived.

In the 1950s the Vietnamese Cavendish came to the rescue. Banana companies delayed switching from Big Mike for as long as possible due to the necessary changes in growing, storage, and ripening infrastructure, and many producers teetered on the edge of bankruptcy. As Big Mike started pushing up daisies, banana plantations frantically reconfigured, and by the mid 1960s the changeover was largely complete. The distinct—and now extinct—taste of Big Mike was quickly lost to the fickle public memory. Cavendish was king.

It has done a sterling job in the intervening years, yet now the Cavendish is starting to struggle in its own contest against contagion. In the 1970s a disease named Black Sigatoka was beaten back with enthusiastic applications of pesticide, but more recently a new strain of the original bane of the banana has threatened the plantations. Since 1992 a vigorous, pesticide-tolerant strain of Panama disease has been wiping out bananas—including previously resistant crops of Cavendish—in Southeast Asia. It has yet to reach the large commercial plantations in Latin America, but most banana-watchers believe that this is only a matter of time.

navel_orangeA navel orange and its underdeveloped siamese twinOpinions differ on how long the Cavendish can survive the new onslaught, and on the best way to tackle the threat. This time, unfortunately, there is no obvious back-up variety waiting in the wings. So far, banana science has provided scant few approaches for improving disease resistance. One method involves the traditional techniques of selective breeding: although banana plants are clones, very occasionally they can be persuaded to produce seeds through a painstaking process of hand pollination. Only one fruit in three hundred will produce a seed, and of these seeds only one in three will have the correct chromosomal configuration to allow germination. The seeds are laboriously extracted by straining tons of mashed fruit through fine meshes. Research stations in commercial banana growing countries, such as Honduras, engage large squads of banana sex workers for such tasks, and to screen the new plant varieties for favourable characteristics.

Another fruit subject to such human-assisted reproduction is the ubiquitous navel orange. It, too, was the result of a serendipitous mutation, this one from an orange tree in Brazil in the mid-1800s. Each orange on this particular tree was found to have a tiny, underdeveloped twin sharing its skin, causing a navel-like formation opposite the stem. These strange siamese citruses were much sweeter than the fruit of their parent trees, and delightfully seedless. Since the new tree was unable to reproduce naturally, caretakers amputated some of its limbs and grafted them onto other citrus trees to produce more of the desirable fruit. Even today navel oranges are produced through such botanical surgery, and all of the navel oranges everywhere are direct descendants—essentially genetic clones—of those from that original tree.

As for the Cavendish, its last best hope may lie in genetic modification (GM). The University of Leuven in Belgium is a world centre in banana research due to its colonial connections with Africa. Belgian banana scientists have become skilled in using DNA-transfer to introduce disease-resistance genes directly into the plant’s genome. These less labour-intensive methods promise a way to develop stronger, fitter, happier and more productive bananas.

fruity_flash“Fruity Flash” by José Mª Andrés Martín. Prints available.In 2007, Ugandan field trials of the first Leuven uber-banana were announced, although public distaste of the idea of GM foods may impede its long term success. And in Honduras, researchers have developed a banana cultivar named ‘Goldfinger’ through traditional selective breeding methods. Although it has enjoyed some public acceptance in Australia, it suffers from the drawbacks of a distinctly different, non-Cavendish flavour, and a longer maturation time. If nothing else, these advances offer hope that science will one day overcome the unfortunate sexual inadequacies of the banana. Let us hope so, otherwise the resulting bananageddon will ensure that the Cavendish goes the way of Big Mike, and future generations of fruit lovers will have to find some other curved yellow food to complement their ice cream.

Further Reading:
Popular Science article
Smithsonian magazine article
Banana: The Fate of the Fruit that Changed the World by Dan Koeppel
NPR article on the navel orange
Purchase a print of the “Fruity Flash”
I am a banana

Matt Castle is a writer and contributing editor for Damn Interesting, and not quite an anagram of 'Clam Taste'.
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#1 iain010100 24 August 2009 at 11:01 am

Is this where we suggest banana jokes?


#2 tomjhutch 24 August 2009 at 11:05 am

1st! Oooh yeah.


#3 Garamond 24 August 2009 at 11:13 am

2nd. And DI!


#4 gerwitz 24 August 2009 at 11:15 am

This certainly explains why organic bananas are rare and expensive.

If Cavendish failed today, what would take its place?


#5 tomjhutch 24 August 2009 at 11:15 am

DI


#6 DWfromLA 24 August 2009 at 11:27 am

I remember being taught in Biology, ages ago, that the banana was triploid, i.e. three sides. Freak of nature it certainly is, but yummy as in banana cream pie!!


#7 Pistol 24 August 2009 at 11:44 am

Ohhh if only I had realized I had just happened upon a fresh article I could have posted first before the chance had spoiled. Ohh well, DI article. I’m surprised they cannot genetically modify the species to be resistant to common blights. Are the plants that gave rise to the banana as susceptible to the same diseases?


#8 Pistol 24 August 2009 at 11:45 am

ohh yeah,

mmmmmmm pie.


#9 Pluto 24 August 2009 at 11:51 am

Well that certainly blows one creationist’s argument away.


#10 Didiydi 24 August 2009 at 12:06 pm

Did I understand right that all commercial bananas today (except organic) are in fact genetically modified? As in GM corn, soy etc, stuff that we’re suppose to avoid because it has no DNA and some say no aura and are therefore most probably harmful for our health. If so, why there isn’t a widespread anti GM movement against bananas as there is against those other crops? Also, since it heavily depends on pesticides to survive, does anyone know how safe it is to eat it compared to other conventionally grown fruits?


#11 Ard Ri 24 August 2009 at 12:11 pm

#10 Nice!


#12 Flammadeao 24 August 2009 at 12:22 pm

Pluto said: “Well that certainly blows one creationist’s argument away.”

Now all we need is something to tackle Peanut Butter, but that one’s much harder to argue against of course.


#13 VR_Don 24 August 2009 at 12:53 pm

Damn Ironic.


#14 jimthesane 24 August 2009 at 12:59 pm

Now all we need is something to tackle Peanut Butter, but that one’s much harder to argue against of course.”

What would Elvis eat without peanut butter and banana sandwiches? Today’s music would be completely different without his inspiration, and if he had no bananas and peanut butter to eat he would have died years ago of starvation instead of being alive today……..


#15 neill1973 24 August 2009 at 12:59 pm

Great article Damn Interesting as always. That last picture really made me laugh.


#16 casaba 24 August 2009 at 01:04 pm

“large squads of banana sex workers”

Thanks for that one. And the rest of it was a fun read. Lucky for us DI strikes again.


#17 Ava 24 August 2009 at 01:16 pm

I couldn’t imaging a world without bananas…


#18 dRAEMtYGER 24 August 2009 at 01:40 pm

I remember reading/hearing that the Gros Michel is not extinct. That it is grown in greenhouses and controlled environments they can keep disease-free. Could not find where I read/heard that but Wikipedia links to an article that talks about how they are using Gros Michel to create a disease resistant banana.


#19 StillAliveAndWell 24 August 2009 at 01:59 pm

Damn Interesting, Indeed! Any article with “sex” and “banana” in the title is bound to arouse interest in any reader! I never realized that the current banana supply was in any danger of being wiped out by disease, fungus. or parasites, but now I have a better appreciation for what is “the perfect fruit”.
Which brings up another topic that I was thinking about while grocery shopping recently. How lucky we are in developed countries to be able to walk into a supermarket and have an abundance of fresh fruit to purchase. And, not only do we have 12 different varieties of apples to choose from, but we get to pick through the pile to find the best looking ones to take home. Then, 2 weeks later when we haven’t eaten them (but they looked so good in the store – I really meant to eat ‘em), we throw them away before the fruit flies take over the household…


#20 arturo 24 August 2009 at 02:03 pm

I must admit to a deep dark secret – I have eaten a banana practically every day for at least the last 20 years. And what they say is true; after tasting some other varieties, I learned the one the American public gets is very bland compared to others. It is the same situation we have with apples – eating only Red Delicious and missing out on any real apple taste, or with beer – drinking only Bud Light and thinking you have experienced the taste of beer. We have even tried to ruin chocolate by making it extra sweet, & adding milk and sugar. Then there is that abomination named “white chocolate” which has absolutely nothing in common with chocolate. I know the Mayans desribe their heaven as forever sitting under a tree and drinking chocolate; for my part I think we could add eating bananas to that…..and peanut butter……and drinking beer…..and, oh yeah, eating pie!


#21 tunapez 24 August 2009 at 02:09 pm

DI and damn amusing. Bananageddon… FUD for the whole family!

PS: Thanx for the book, best damn $14 I’ve spent in years.


#22 Tink 24 August 2009 at 02:21 pm

Thanks Matt for a fresh read, It’s great to see you back! Oh what a naughty mind you have, LOL.
Waaay back many moons ago, when DI! was just a two month old baby website, Jason Bellows posted an article about the praying Mantis. ( Mighty Mantes Written by Jason Bellows on 29 October 2005 )
There was a link to some neat buggy photos. Exploring that link I found a whole series of beautiful pictures showing the blooming and growth of a bunch of bananas.. Check it out, these are very pretty, and I had no idea that bananas grew up-side down.
http://www.kleptography.com/gallery-bananagrove.htm


#23 Tink 24 August 2009 at 02:26 pm

Oops! How rude of me to not post the link to Jason’s article. Here tis with my appologies!:
http://www.damninteresting.com/mighty-mantes


#24 Silverhill 24 August 2009 at 03:43 pm

DWfromLA said: “I remember being taught in Biology, ages ago, that the banana was triploid, i.e. three sides.”
Triploid does not mean trihedral…it means “having a chromosome number that is three times the basic or haploid number”. For more info, see (for instance) the “Ployploidy in plants” section of the Wikipedia atricle on polyploidy. (Bananas, in my experience, are more nearly tetrahedral…)

Didiydi said: “Did I understand right that all commercial bananas today (except organic) are in fact genetically modified? As in GM corn, soy etc, stuff that we’re suppose to avoid because it has no DNA…”
Every living thing has DNA, even the sterile bananas. “GM” means “genetically modified”, not “genetically zeroed”. There are those who avoid, even fear, GM foods because of vague ideas along the lines of “we don’t really know what’s in there…whether they’ll even be safe to eat, etc.”
Genetic modification (at the level of direct DNA manipulation) should be used with intelligent caution, yes, but bear in mind that humans have already been effecting GM plants (and animals) for thousands of years — via selective breeding.


#25 Fishrock 24 August 2009 at 03:43 pm

Thanks, Matt, both for new DI content (don’t call it a comeback…) and for opening my eyes to something new to worry about, and something new to connoisse. In my family, we go through 3-5 Cavendishes a day.

DWfromLA said: “I remember being taught in Biology, ages ago, that the banana was triploid, i.e. three sides. “

But their sides are kind of rounded, so they can’t be fully triploid. Perhaps they just have multiple trisomies to account for the bulges!


#26 Silverhill 24 August 2009 at 03:48 pm

Unto Mr. Castle:
Good stuff, sir! I had heard some of these things in a radio news article, but your article adds nicely to that.

[nitpick mode]
There are three small errors I wish to bring to your attention…

“It is difficult to conceive of a more fortuitous fruit.
“Fortuitous” means “accidental”, not “fortunate”.
And in the Honduras, researchers have developed…

“the Honduras” –> “Honduras”
…some other curved yellow food to compliment their ice cream.
“Compliment” means “to bestow praise”; “complement” means “to fill out, to complete”.

Now returning you to your (ir)regularly scheduled DI writing… :-)
[/nitpick mode]


#27 jarvisloop 24 August 2009 at 05:55 pm

Mr. Castle:

Congratulations! I have read quite a bit about the various types of bananas, but I had not found all of the information that you have written here. Thanks.

Fellow DIers: You might find this to be of interest: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_a_banana_a_berry

Final comment (my usual): The book is great. Keep this site alive: Buy the book, and thanks to those who have.


#28 Slate Grey 24 August 2009 at 07:11 pm

Wow. I had no idea the banana (and the navel orange) had such an interesting past.

dRAEMtYGER, I hope you’re right about the Big Mike. I’d love to try one some day, and it would be a shame if it were lost forever.

Great read Castle. Thanks for the brain food.


#29 Adam Martin 24 August 2009 at 08:42 pm

We cannot allow a banana gap!


#30 Chris 24 August 2009 at 08:50 pm

Varieties? Vine ripened? And proclaimed rather bland? We in the Midwest are deprived of a taste others take for granted.


#31 Andrew Wade 24 August 2009 at 09:49 pm

Silverhill – Actually, both definitions of fortuitous (accidental & lucky) are apparently acceptable and well-known: http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/fortuitous?jss=0

Although I confess that the ‘accidental’ version is new to me. Might be a regional difference.


#32 Eduardo 25 August 2009 at 12:26 am

In the 1970s a disease named Black Sigatoka was beaten back with enthusiastic applications of pesticide, but more recently a new strain of the original bane of the banana has threatened the plantations.

Pardon my possible ignorance, but shouldn’t this be herbicide?


#33 Matt Castle 25 August 2009 at 12:39 am

Silverhill #26
Glad you enjoyed the article. I believe that ‘fortuitous’ is generally accepted as ‘fortunately accidental’ in modern usage. Guilty as charged on your other hawk-eyed nitpicks, though– edits should be forthcoming.

Eduardo #32
‘Fungicide’ would be the most accurate term to use here. ‘Pesticide’ covers it though.


#34 Mirage_GSM 25 August 2009 at 02:19 am

This article was already DI when I read the unfinished version a few weeks ago, and it is even more so now. Please continue to supply us with such high quality articles, even if you have to take your time to do so!

Did I understand right that all commercial bananas today (except organic) are in fact genetically modified? As in GM corn, soy etc, stuff that we’re suppose to avoid because it has no DNA and some say no aura and are therefore most probably harmful for our health.

Adding to what Silverhill already answered, currently most Bananas are not genetically modified in the sense that anti-GM-activists are concerned about.
According to the article they are “cloned” from a parent plant, a process used for many other plant species like grapes or potatoes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloning#Horticultural
Selective breeding is also a form of GM, though (if not used on humans) it is generally not considered unethical.
What is usually meant when talking about GM is direct manipulation of an organism’s DNA, and so far this process is not widely used in Bananas.
As to the dangers to one’s health while consuming GM-food, I am not really concerned about that. GM-food has been a regular part of our diet for some time now, and so far no obvious problems have surfaced.
What I am concerned about is the effects that GM-crops can have upon the natural flora in the areas where it is cultivated. GM-crops are engineered to be superior to natural crops so, if they are allowed to propagate into the wild they could crowd out other vegetation like what happened with Caulerpa Taxifolia.
http://www.damninteresting.com/mutant-killer-seaweed-of-doom


#35 symmetry 25 August 2009 at 04:11 am

A great article, thankyou.


#36 symmetry 25 August 2009 at 04:38 am

I can’t wait for the book to be released here in the UK, Amazon says 1st of October.


#37 fvngvs 25 August 2009 at 05:42 am

Matt Castle said: ”
‘Fungicide’ would be the most accurate term to use here. ‘Pesticide’ covers it though.”

It’s all a lie, I tell you. I never had anything to do with Big Mike.

It will be a sad day to see the last of the banana, but: a triploid genome? A sterile, cloned monoculture? Sorry folks, but I think it’s doomed (sob!)
(makes another banana milkshake before it’s too late.)


#38 Rodger Wrighthead 25 August 2009 at 06:02 am

DI.

I have two question though: Does Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana (or variants) still exist today and if so can you still cross pollinate them (I would presume you could otherwise the Latin names would have changed somewhat more extremely)?

Where I am going with this is that these two strains could have remained genetically diverse enough (due to their sexual reproduction) to withstand the Panama and Bananageddon scenarios. This could make it plausible that every so often you could cross-pollinate and repopulate the banana plantations to naturally “update” their genetics.

I realize that as far as getting the right taste and resistance there would be a lot of research and trial&error (phenotype/genotypes being what they are and all) and that re plantation would be costly but surely this could be one way the banana plantations could immediately slow the effects of full blown bananagedon while buying some time for geneticists to create a GM “super” banana?

Anyway, food for though.
I personally hope that it will be PBJ Time for a little while more and that that ring ring ringing could possibly be coming from a Banana phone…


#39 adastra 25 August 2009 at 08:32 am

I remember reading somewhere, sometime, that women in Hawaii used to be (long ago) prohibited, under pain of death, from touching bananas because of the magical phallic resemblance. I wonder if that is true or just a good story.


#40 adastra 25 August 2009 at 08:39 am

It appears that what I read before is true. An interesting link:

http://www.coffeetimes.com/banana.htm


#41 oldmancoyote 25 August 2009 at 08:58 am

Someone needs to get on top of the problem. NOW! Life without banana bread would totally suck. Where is the government intervention? Where is the public outcry? We must do something.


#42 Virgil Syonid 25 August 2009 at 10:18 am

“As for the Cavendish, its last best hope may lie in genetic modification (GM). The University of Leuven in Belgium is a world centre in banana research due to its colonial connections with Africa. Belgian banana scientists have become skilled in using DNA-transfer to introduce disease-resistance genes directly into the plant’s genome.”

You get this year’s award for ‘most blatant non-sequitur’. Banana eugenics has brought us to the brink of a bananapocalypse and yet the fruit’s ‘last best hope’ lies in GMOs–eugenics on steroids–which have so far proven to be a far less predictable and far more destructive trial-and-error science?

IMHO, we should quit while we still have viable musa and (reasonably) pesticide-free bananas.


#43 fizban7 25 August 2009 at 10:29 am

I love this article and the further reading links!

I grew up in Hawaii(the big island) And some point about 10 years ago there was a banana virus outbreak that I as a kid thought was stupid. The quarentined off the town of Kailua-Kona, and sytematically killed every banana plant!(Planticide? Herbicide? Floracide? i dunno.)

I dont remember if it was the cavendish variety though. I cant eat that supermarket variety here in seattle. It is NOT THE SAME. I’m not an afficianato or anything, but our supermarket had APPLE BANANAS once and they are much more delicious than the cavendish. My dads apple bananas are seriously like eating candy when it is just ripe. People who’ve only ever had supermarket variety’s cannot imagine it. (similarly I hated apples before I moved to Washington)

Also, I only eat bananas with a little bit of brown on them. any green, and it is too ripe. I know way to many people who like unripe, pale tasting bananas and they think I’m weird because I don’t like bananas yet grew up in Hawaii. You gotta eat local produce. It just tastes better.

A good story about brown bananas. Most people throw them away when they have a few spots on them. DONT! They are perfectly fine. It turn out that people are more selective about texture than flavor. I dont care however. When they get brown and soft, they get must more sweet. A friend of mine was hanging out with a buddy and his little kid, and they had a brown banana laying around. Not spotted, but pure brown. He peeled some back, and pantomimed eating a bite. He then offired it to the little kid who of course refused. “but that’s a bad banana!” “No, not this one” he replied ” This one is a Chocolate banana!” “Oh… ok!” and the kid ate the whole thing smiling. Brown bananas look gross, but taste just as sweet.


#44 oldmancoyote 25 August 2009 at 02:23 pm

fizban, that nice brown state a banana reaches is not time to throw them out. That’s the perfect state banananananas (I can never remember how many ana’s they get) need to be in for banananana bread.
I think you’re right, though. The texture plays a big part for a lot of people.


#45 DWfromLA 25 August 2009 at 03:09 pm

Fishrock said: “Thanks, Matt, both for new DI content (don’t call it a comeback…) and for opening my eyes to something new to worry about, and something new to connoisse. In my family, we go through 3-5 Cavendishes a day.

DWfromLA said: “I remember being taught in Biology, ages ago, that the banana was triploid, i.e. three sides. “
But their sides are kind of rounded, so they can’t be fully triploid. Perhaps they just have multiple trisomies to account for the bulges!”

Hiya,
If one cuts a banana and note the inner bits there are three sides unlike an apple or for the most part, any other organic thing. ach well, it’s banana smoothie time


#46 Evil Twin 25 August 2009 at 03:10 pm

Sex, bananas, naval oranges…what would Freud say!


#47 Obfuscatory Transparency 25 August 2009 at 03:22 pm

NUTS!


#48 I dot S 25 August 2009 at 05:30 pm

Brilliant article!!


#49 one_plaid_day 25 August 2009 at 07:51 pm

Good Job!
The best bananas I have ever were on the South Atlantic island of St. Helena. They grow at least 6 different varieties (some locals say the best are grown by Cyril, the proprietor of the “Cyril’s Snack Stand in Jamestown).

Thanks for another new article!


#50 oldmancoyote 25 August 2009 at 10:25 pm

MMMMM… Banana cream pie…………..


#51 Mirage_GSM 26 August 2009 at 01:28 am

Banana eugenics has brought us to the brink of a bananapocalypse and yet the fruit’s ‘last best hope’ lies in GMOs–eugenics on steroids–which have so far proven to be a far less predictable and far more destructive trial-and-error science?

I’d say that “banana eugenics” is what enabled us to enjoy bananas today in the first place…


#52 doofbanman 26 August 2009 at 11:36 am

yay for Radiohead references!


#53 darren.l 26 August 2009 at 02:41 pm

DI … it is sooooo good that you are back.
…more … please!


#54 GeorgeAR 26 August 2009 at 05:03 pm

DI is back as the Top Bananna! Remember, just because you can’t reproduce doesn’t mean you can’t have sex…


#55 Ilaeria 26 August 2009 at 07:48 pm

I recently discovered that I have been peeling my bananas from the wrong end. You should peel from the end opposite the stalk, which is the top when they’re growing on a banana plant but is traditionally considered the bottom. It’s much easier to peel from that end, you pinch off the little black bit that no-one likes to eat, and the remaining end pops easily out of the skin when you eat down that far. It’s also how monkeys do it, and monkeys are the experts in bananas!


#56 Virgil Syonid 27 August 2009 at 12:58 am

I’d say that “banana eugenics” is what enabled us to enjoy bananas today in the first place…”

True, but at least good ol’ fashioned eugenics didn’t have nasty side-effects. Or built-in carcinogens. The farmers also had the advantage of experimenting, testing, and validating over several generations (rather than six months).

Regardless, an article describing how eugenics is responsible for the coming bananapocalypse isn’t the greatest endorsement for GMOs.

And who knows. Maybe those seeded musa are darn tasty. A whole industry (with a lifetime of more than a few generations) could’ve sprung up if not for the shiny yellow ‘insta-musa’ with built-in tab that seduced us all. ;)


#57 Mostly Harmless 27 August 2009 at 06:47 am

Definitiely DI. I’d heard a bit about bananas being clones before… but navel oranges too!

I just ate a navel orange for desert. Felt weird, now that I knew that it was 100 years old. :P


#58 cinndave 27 August 2009 at 06:57 am

Poster #9 beat me to it. It’s true creationists have pointed to the banana as being designed by God just for us.

I learned from Bill Nye’s educational show that sexual reproduction came about for the purpose of accelerating genetic diversity so we can stay ahead of parasites and diseases.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELahVSsrmA8

What I really wonder is how we organisms made that change from asexual to sexual reproduction.


#59 Mirage_GSM 27 August 2009 at 09:01 am

Virgil Syonid said: “True, but at least good ol’ fashioned eugenics didn’t have nasty side-effects. Or built-in carcinogens.”

I seriously doubt anyone would build-in carcinogens into GM-food either ;-)
“Regardless, an article describing how eugenics is responsible for the coming bananapocalypse isn’t the greatest endorsement for GMOs.”

Interesting… Where exactly does this article describe how eugenics is responsible for the possible impending extinction of the banana?
What puts the banana in peril is its own sterility. Without human assisance it would have gone the way of the Dodo long ago.


#60 Fishrock 27 August 2009 at 12:02 pm

“Old-fashioned eugenics”? This just reminds me of forced sterilization of the disabled, euthanasia, and ultimately nazism (apologies to M. Godwin).

VMfrom LA: the pattern of 3 sides inside the fruit is a sign that bananas are monocot plants. You’re right that few other tree fruits have this pattern, because trees are dicot plants, and banana plants, though tall, aren’t true trees.


#61 Fishrock 27 August 2009 at 12:33 pm

Flowering trees are dicots, that is. Not redwoods & ginkgos & cycads.


#62 sh0cktopus 27 August 2009 at 05:34 pm

Anagrams for “Matt Castle” that include all letters:

Cattle Mast
Lamest Tact
Scam Tattle

Hmmm… not much improvement over “Clam Taste.”


#63 Skydive 28 August 2009 at 03:42 am

Goldfinger Bananas are great tasting. Suprised they aren’t more widely eaten


#64 boxed 31 August 2009 at 06:43 am

@Virgil:
“GMOs–eugenics on steroids–which have so far proven to be a far less predictable and far more destructive trial-and-error science?”

Genetic Modified Foods have so far had no significant destructive effect. It is very much in the early stages so yea it’s trial and error, but what’s bad with that?

“True, but at least good ol’ fashioned eugenics didn’t have nasty side-effects. Or built-in carcinogens”

You seriously mean that the holocaust didn’t have any nasty side effects? How could killing off a sizable percentage of the top intellectuals of the world NOT have nasty side effects? As for carcinogens, you need to stop listening to the propaganda from the anti GM-fundamentalists. Creating a carcinogen from scratch via genetic engineering is extremely hard/unlikely. Creating _cancer_ in the species you are hacking around with, however, is quite easy. But as you should’ve learnt from school cancer is not a communicative disease (and if a GE introduces cancer in a plant he’d just destroy that plant and start over anyway).


#65 Didiydi 31 August 2009 at 03:42 pm

Silverhill said: ”Every living thing has DNA, even the sterile bananas. “GM” means “genetically modified”, not “genetically zeroed”. There are those who avoid, even fear, GM foods because of vague ideas along the lines of “we don’t really know what’s in there…whether they’ll even be safe to eat, etc.”
Genetic modification (at the level of direct DNA manipulation) should be used with intelligent caution, yes, but bear in mind that humans have already been effecting GM plants (and animals) for thousands of years — via selective breeding.”

Thanks, I heard David Wolfe mentioning no DNA in GM foods. However, I wouldn’t equate changing the DNA through selective breeding with mixing the plants with herbicides so they don’t have to be sprayed, and resulting in plants that don’t reproduce. They don’t mention herbicides here, but I wonder what it means “disease resistance gene” and if/how it affects our body.


#66 Didiydi 31 August 2009 at 04:07 pm

Mirage_GSM said: What is usually meant when talking about GM is direct manipulation of an organism’s DNA, and so far this process is not widely used in Bananas.
As to the dangers to one’s health while consuming GM-food, I am not really concerned about that. GM-food has been a regular part of our diet for some time now, and so far no obvious problems have surfaced.
What I am concerned about is the effects that GM-crops can have upon the natural flora in the areas where it is cultivated. GM-crops are engineered to be superior to natural crops so, if they are allowed to propagate into the wild they could crowd out other vegetation like what happened with Caulerpa Taxifolia.
http://www.damninteresting.com/mutant-killer-seaweed-of-doo

Well, not widely used as in not at all, or there are some commercial ones that are, in which case I certainly can’t tell from looking at the banana :)?
No obvious problems? And the prevalence of cancer, diabetes, obesity and so on comes from…..watching too much TV. Or maybe from the lack of nutrients in our diet? GM, irradiated, heavy metal contaminated, nutrients depleted foods. I am amazed how many people still trust in ’scientists’ and ’scientific research’. We still haven’t figured out the system that will teach each particular person what/how to eat to achieve optimal health- the basics. That should make us think what DO they know? Or how much we are not being told.
Not only do GM crops crowd out other plants, they mix with the original crops and form mutants that by and by eradicate the real crops, such as corn in Mexico for ex. But then that’s another story…


#67 crackerLeroy 31 August 2009 at 09:24 pm

I, for one, revile the banana and all flavours thereof, foreign and domestic, and bid it a disrespectful and dismissive farewell. May your nauseating scent and mealy pablum-like texture forever be consigned to the mulch heap of history. I revel in your impending doom, banana bread! I joyously dance in the new day, freed from the formerly looming shadow of your supply chain, freed from the millions of dollars of Dole protection monies paid to bloodthirsty cartels! Freed from your vile puerile stench that coats babies’ and comely co-ed’s breath.
All hail your likely successor, kumquat. ( or some such other awkwardly named fruit). Truly a proud day for me, i get to make my first post amongst such esteemed minds and do so while cock-punching a self-immolating fruit.
Next week: Joys of hobbling ailing pensioners
Gosh, now i dont even have the heart to address the preceeding treasure trove packaged so neatly in elipses. I can only hope 66 will provide an insightful look into the mutagenic markers of manipulated maize?


#68 Mirage_GSM 01 September 2009 at 03:36 pm

Didiydi said: “Well, not widely used as in not at all, or there are some commercial ones that are, in which case I certainly can’t tell from looking at the banana :)?

Not in commercial ones, but according to the article, there is some experimentation under way, so “not at all” would not be correct.
No obvious problems? And the prevalence of cancer, diabetes, obesity and so on comes from…..watching too much TV. Or maybe from the lack of nutrients in our diet? GM, irradiated, heavy metal contaminated, nutrients depleted foods. “

Well, people in third world countries probably eat GM corn and other GM foodstuffs just like we do, but you don’t see that many of them with obesity or diabetes problems… Actually watching too much TV or eating McDonalds 4 times a week seem to be much more likely candidates to cause them.
And depending on who you listen to, just about everything causes cancer…
I have yet to see any serious, scientifically based study linking cancer to GM foods. In fact “A 2008 review published by the Royal Society of Medicine noted that GM foods have been eaten by millions of people worldwide for over 15 years, with no reports of ill effects. Similarly a 2004 report from the US National Academies of Sciences stated: “To date, no adverse health effects attributed to genetic engineering have been documented in the human population.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GM_food_controversy
Since there are multiple NGOs actively trying to prove the health hazard of GM food, and none of them has to date been able to do so, I feel absolutely safe consuming them, so long as current regulatory standards are kept.


#69 Gemfyre 02 September 2009 at 07:08 am

A world with no bananas would indeed suck (not for my b/f though, he hates the things). Lucky I have already had practice. When Cyclone Larry wiped out most of the Queensland banana crop in 2006 they rose from a usual $3/4 a kilo to a whopping $12 a kilo. So I stopped eating nanners for a while.

Then we visited Malaysia that same year. A bunch of Lady Finger bananas was 30 ringgit, which equalled about 1 Aussie dollar. I gorged myself on bananas (and various other tropical fruits) while I was there.


#70 Denvergal 02 September 2009 at 10:13 am

DI indeed! I would crushed if I couldn’t eat delicious bananas. Luckily, my husbad works as a tropical horticulturist for a Botanic Gardens, and they grow all sorts of varieties of bananas….well beyond cavendish. Talk about literally getting to eat the fruits of his labor!


#71 Wing-nut 02 September 2009 at 11:28 am

DI indeed. I will never look at another banana the same way again after seeing that cartoon at the end.


#72 Didiydi 05 September 2009 at 03:29 am

Mirage_GSM said: “Since there are multiple NGOs actively trying to prove the health hazard of GM food, and none of them has to date been able to do so, I feel absolutely safe consuming them, so long as current regulatory standards are kept.”

I’ve been focussing on “creating your reality” thing lately, so I guess that would mean that as long as you believe it won’t harm you- it won’t. Beware when the scientific study come that proves it IS harmful :).
And then, scientific studies or not, here’s what chicken do without them:
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/09/05/Chickens-Not-Fooled-by-GM-Crops.aspx


#73 Didiydi 05 September 2009 at 03:38 am

I forgot to mention the “World according to Monsanto” video on youtube that has interviews with prominent scientists in the UK discovering harmful effects of GM potatoes I believe, on rats. And being fired from their jobs after disclosing the information to the public on BBC. We are living in a fast pace world, so you are right, watch where your information comes from. I don’t trust any source that is widely available, such as Wikipedia, and could compromise big industries.


#74 Virgil Syonid 05 September 2009 at 07:19 pm

cinndave said: “Poster #9 beat me to it. It’s true creationists have pointed to the banana as being designed by God just for us.

Well, why not? Just because you have to cross-breed two musa to get the perfect fruit doesn’t make it any less of a ‘perfect design’ for consumption. Especially given the ridiculously primitive way in which it’s accomplished. Try getting the ‘perfect carphone’ by taping your home phone into your sedan. ;)

Still, the theory of fruits being optimized for human consumption really doesn’t explain coconuts… or pineapples. ;)

Genetic Modified Foods have so far had no significant destructive effect.

Tell that to the farmers in India whose GMO grain required so much water that they’ve sucked their water table down to the brine.

Or tell it to the Norwegians that wiped out a third of their arctic fisheries by using GMO krill.

Or look up the conditions Monsanto puts on the sale of their grains, which include a prohibition on scientific testing to scrutinize their claims about how well their products work. Even ‘Scientific American’ was crying foul on that one.

Unfortunately, pro-GMO research is funded at a 40:1 ratio to anti-GMO research (follow the money trails), and don’t fool yourself into thinking that research results don’t reflect the mandate of the institutions subsidizing them. Even if the best minds in the world were out to take on GMOs, they’d still be outgunned 40:1. Who’s going to find ’scientific truth’ buried in that morass?

You seriously mean that the holocaust didn’t have any nasty side effects?

I was talking about food eugenics, and being facetious to boot.

Creating _cancer_ in the species you are hacking around with, however, is quite easy.

A carcinogen is a cancer-causing agent. Select pesticide-enhanced grains have been shown in independent tests (some of which have already been mentioned in this forum) to cause carcinoma, meningioma, and other varieties of cancer. The latest batch of Frankenveggies are untested at best, dangerous at worst.

You expect ’safety’ from the same crowd that rubber-stamped everything from DDT to benzoates to methylmercury?

Where you got this notion of a ‘contagion’, I’m not sure…?


#75 famous1dave 06 September 2009 at 09:55 am

Evil Twin said: “Sex, bananas, naval oranges…what would Freud say!”

Nothing. He’s dead.


#76 rafgar 08 September 2009 at 11:10 am

A fine DamnInteresting article. Here’s hoping for more. Though I confess, I’m now going to have nightmares about wanting a banana split after bananas have gone extinct.

Also, I feel compelled to point out that a great many popular fruits are cloned. One variety of grapes has been cloned from cuttings from a bush in the Middle East (Israel I think, but I’m not sure of that) for something like 1000 years.

Pluto said: “Well that certainly blows one creationist’s argument away.”

What??? No, seriously, I fail to see the connection. What do people dinking with banana genetics have to do with creationism???


#77 NtropiK 11 September 2009 at 10:10 am

rafgar: Creationists have argued that a banana is proof of Intelligent Design. No, really, I’m not kidding. The gist of the argument is that the shape is convenient to eat, it comes neatly packed, and you can tell from the outside if it is ripe. Therefore, god made it. Kind of like lollipops, which were also designed by god. Proponents of evolution, on the other hand, only talk of DNA, genetics, and other magic mumbo jumbo used to confuse you.


#78 rev.felix 11 September 2009 at 05:58 pm

Well, that’s not what I thought this article was going to be about. It was DI as always. This one isn’t really a challenge to connect to pie, though.


#79 Marc Boyd 11 September 2009 at 10:21 pm

STPH Translate: Shut The Pie Hole kid


#80 DamnAwesome 17 September 2009 at 11:17 am

Hey everybody we’re back and better than ever! Just kidding, we’ll just post one or two articles and then abandon the site again. If you need us we’ll be in Vegas, spending our book profits.


#81 etienne 19 September 2009 at 09:11 am

#80 Hey stop whining, you should be glad they post. EVER. Do you realize how little content there is online? In fact, Im just going to shut my computer down until DI posts again. See you next year!


#82 Virgil Syonid 20 September 2009 at 08:50 pm

*lol* @ #80.


#83 jsmill 24 September 2009 at 07:07 pm

Ooohhh!
You guys are such teasers.
Get people hooked with fascinating stories and witty writing, string them out, give them just a little taste of the good stuff, then disappear back into the ether.
If I didn’t love DI so much I’d go spare!


#84 Ahuva 26 September 2009 at 04:01 am

I might be wrong, but from my several years reading DI, I think that around the Jewish High Holidays, articles always seemed to grind to a halt. I just assumed that Allen was busy with other things around this time.


#85 Ripada 27 September 2009 at 07:57 pm

OK guys, did you post the couple of topics to tease us or are you really back? Feel free to include your fan base on what is really going on. I truly enjoy the reading but dislike the feeling of being unappreciated and kept out of the loop as a member.


#86 cybrbeast 03 October 2009 at 07:43 am

Another month without an article. I really thought that after the book -which I bought two of, one as a gift- you would start writing articles again. At least give us an update on why nothing happens or let your guest writers make an article or two.


#87 slighted 03 October 2009 at 05:59 pm

this was interesting a month ago….. when do the articles start coming in on a reg basis again?


#88 guidette 04 October 2009 at 01:31 pm

Number 100! Yeah!
I had heard about the banana fungus and I’ve heard that there are bananas that taste amazing compared to the Cavandish ones. They are spraying the Cavandish bananas at an alarming rate–wash the outsides of them before peeling…
Interesting indeed.


#89 iceburn2003 07 October 2009 at 06:23 pm

I had high hopes that after the book we would start seeing regular posts again, but it doesn’t look that way. I am tired of coming here with no new articles. :(


#90 Alan Bellows 08 October 2009 at 10:50 pm

To those complaining of the lack of new content: I apologize. I am experiencing some personal difficulties at the moment that are interfering with my ability to do anything that I normally take comfort in (including writing/editing/etc). I endeavor to peel away this bleak reality that has cocooned my psyche, but it is taking some time. Until then, updates will only come when I happen to have a bit of time, ambition, and joy all at the same time. Such synchronizations have become scarce.

Blah.


#91 sir.xerces 09 October 2009 at 02:38 am

Alan Bellows said: “To those complaining of the lack of new content: I apologize. I am experiencing some personal difficulties at the moment that are interfering with my ability to do anything that I normally take comfort in (including writing/editing/etc). I endeavor to peel away this bleak reality that has cocooned my psyche, but it is taking some time. Until then, updates will only come when I happen to have a bit of time, ambition, and joy all at the same time. Such synchronizations have become scarce.

Blah.”

Have no fear, the faithful are plentiful and pertinacious, and we appreciate all the amazing work you have done and are continuing to do – keep your chin up, and may fortune find you in its favour.


#92 Ripada 09 October 2009 at 05:09 pm

Alan,
Patience is easier to achieve when informed, thanks for the update. I hope you find your happy place soon.
“The great path has no gates,
Thousands of roads enter it.
When one passes through this gateless gate
He walks freely between heaven and earth.”


#93 Anonymousx2 09 October 2009 at 07:44 pm

iceburn2003 said: “I had high hopes that after the book we would start seeing regular posts again, but it doesn’t look that way. I am tired of coming here with no new articles. :(“

Have you bought the book yet? If not, please do so. We need to support this site.


#94 Anonymousx2 09 October 2009 at 07:44 pm

cybrbeast said: “Another month without an article. I really thought that after the book -which I bought two of, one as a gift- you would start writing articles again. At least give us an update on why nothing happens or let your guest writers make an article or two.”

Thanks for buying the book. You have the right to ask questions.


#95 Anonymousx2 09 October 2009 at 07:45 pm

Ripada said: “OK guys, did you post the couple of topics to tease us or are you really back? Feel free to include your fan base on what is really going on. I truly enjoy the reading but dislike the feeling of being unappreciated and kept out of the loop as a member.”

Please become a real member by buying the book.


#96 Anonymousx2 09 October 2009 at 07:45 pm

slighted said: “this was interesting a month ago….. when do the articles start coming in on a reg basis again?”

Have you bought the book?


#97 Anonymousx2 09 October 2009 at 07:49 pm

To all those who want new articles:

Have you considered writing your own articles and submitting them to Mr. Bellows for his consideration? I suspect that you will find that scholarly-yet-entertaining writing is more difficult than it appears.

And, finally, once again: Please buy the book if you have not already. Give the Brothers Bellows a reason to maintain this site.


#98 Ripada 09 October 2009 at 10:59 pm

Anonymousx2 said: “Ripada said: “OK guys, did you post the couple of topics to tease us or are you really back? Feel free to include your fan base on what is really going on. I truly enjoy the reading but dislike the feeling of being unappreciated and kept out of the loop as a member.”

Please become a real member by buying the book.”[/quote

I understand the basis of and agree with your comments. My point was only to ask for some sort of an update on what may or may not be happening with the site. I have my answer as it is and I am satisfied that the site still has the opportunity to flourish again when the Cosmos are in alignment. I did take a minute to thank him for his update as well as provide earnest wishes on his behalf.
I also understand that this is a free site devoid of any annoying (potentially money generating) ads to deal with (very cool). I do enjoy what has been provided to me without any effort on my part at all. Oh and yes, I have secured a copy for me and my family to enjoy during our solitude time in the windowless room, and it has been well received.


#99 Anonymousx2 10 October 2009 at 04:51 am

Ripada said: “Oh and yes, I have secured a copy for me and my family to enjoy during our solitude time in the windowless room, and it has been well received.”

That’s great news. Thanks for being willing to part with a very little money to help support this site.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I found that holding the book instead of looking at a screen heightened the pleasure and experience of reading the articles.


#100 Ahuva 10 October 2009 at 07:47 am

I completely agree with sir.xerces.


#101 wclark 10 October 2009 at 07:25 pm

I heard that they won’t post a new article until the number of people complaining in the comments reaches 200. Where’s our new article, monkeys?! Dance! Dance, monkeys!


#102 etienne 11 October 2009 at 08:29 am

Anonymousx2

Nice spam there. Have you bought the book? Wow thats rich, yeah I think most of us have and really, is that the problem? Book not selling? No new articles until X book sales reached? Is your last name bellows by any chance? Bad habits return as always.

“but I found that holding the book instead of looking at a screen heightened the pleasure and experience of reading the articles.”

Ok now I know youre being sarcastic! How about if you put the book in your pants and take 5 valiums, youll fall asleep and DREAM your own articles! This works people, try it!


#103 darren.l 11 October 2009 at 01:07 pm

Just want to say that I had the book bought by my Wife for me for my birthday, and it is excellent!
Nice one Guys!

D.


#104 Anonymousx2 12 October 2009 at 06:49 am

etienne said: “Anonymousx2
Nice spam there. Have you bought the book? Wow thats rich, yeah I think most of us have and really, is that the problem? Book not selling? No new articles until X book sales reached? Is your last name bellows by any chance? Bad habits return as always.
“but I found that holding the book instead of looking at a screen heightened the pleasure and experience of reading the articles.”
Ok now I know youre being sarcastic! How about if you put the book in your pants and take 5 valiums, youll fall asleep and DREAM your own articles! This works people, try it!”

Spam? You’ve lost me. Each one of my posts is individual.
No, I am not Mr. Bellows. From what I have seen, Mr. Bellows would never think of promoting the book here. He has more class than that.
No, I was not being sarcastic. I am of the book generation, as are quite a few of us who visit this site. I know full well that the book as a medium is most likely doomed, especially when the Kindle finally becomes truly easy to use. Until that time, though, I will continue to enjoy the sensory experience of reading words on wood pulp or, even better, rag content.


#105 Eduardo 13 October 2009 at 01:49 pm

Has anybody considered that instead of whining about the lack of content on the site we, the readers, could submit articles of our own for Mr Bellows’ approval? This would seem to solve all problems. I know it is easier said than done, but it could work. Is this possible, Mr Bellows?


#106 etienne 13 October 2009 at 03:19 pm

Ugh, between getting ignored by the creators of this site and the mindless drones that defend it, Ive had it. Bookmark deleted after many, many years. Thanks for the good times, too bad its been so long since things were smooth, I feel like an abused spouse.

/Delete


#107 Jason Bellows 13 October 2009 at 07:34 pm

We have a couple of articles written. Once we get Damn Alan to approve the Damn Articles they’ll be up.

In the meantime, I try to post interesting bits to the Damn Interesting twitter …


#108 toxicroach 15 October 2009 at 01:46 pm

The months and months and months between articles is just ridiculous. What is the holdup? I love this site, but at this point it’s been what, a year since the site was properly tended too? And that with trying to hawk products.

Ya’ll need to get it together or just retire the site altogether.


#109 prytol 16 October 2009 at 11:27 am

Free site. I just enjoy what I get. Can’t get greedy when I am not paying. :)


#110 Anonymousx2 17 October 2009 at 06:58 am

toxicroach said: “The months and months and months between articles is just ridiculous. What is the holdup? I love this site, but at this point it’s been what, a year since the site was properly tended too? And that with trying to hawk products.
Ya’ll need to get it together or just retire the site altogether.”

And exactly how many articles have you submitted for their consideration, and exactly how much money have you donated to the Brothers Bellows so that they can continue this site?

No matter what country you call home, I hope that you do not represent the average person in your age group, and I hope that the rest of your family is not like you.


#111 Coramoor 17 October 2009 at 08:53 am

Thank you so much for the wonderful articles! Hope you’ll be able to write again soon. I look forward to a new article!

To the people who complain about the lack of updates: just remove the bookmark, go live your life. Maybe one day someone will send you an article from DI and you’ll go, “Oh, I used to visit that site.” DI isn’t supported by advertising, so it doesn’t matter if you don’t visit. No one owes you a DI article.


#112 Stead311 17 October 2009 at 09:11 am

Anonymousx2 said:
And exactly how many articles have you submitted for their consideration, and exactly how much money have you donated to the Brothers Bellows so that they can continue this site?

I have done both. You need not know how much I have donated or how many articles I have submitted. All you really need to know is that I have done both. However, irrespective of that fact, I still must maintain the authors of this site has an obligation imposed by the motion they have set before themselves to live up to the integrity of this site. Why create something only to keep it in a suspended state of disrepair? I find it is incipiently at least and often explicitly irresponsible. However, that being said, I do respect them and I do understand that things are not always as easy as they seem. But why have they not reached out to the hundreds of supporters who COULD offer their time or skill which would greatly benefit the site?


#113 d 17 October 2009 at 03:39 pm

where did that page go that listed everyebody who donated i think i donated money to you guy s acouple of years ago but i’m not certain

anyways the lack of updates for articles is quite annoying


#114 Partario 18 October 2009 at 06:13 pm

It would be nice if all the selfish whining people went away and stopped demanding more content from the good folk at Damn Interesting. DI owes you nothing. Stop whining like spoiled brat kids. How about showing some appreciation for the free content you’ve had for so long, and getting off the Bellows’ backs? They’ll get around to publishing more content when it suits them, and not when a bunch of whiny jerks tell them to. Kee-rist. If I was a Bellows brother, I’d be sorely tempted to throw in the towel after reading some of the garbage demanding more content. How about acting like adults and cutting them some slack?


#115 jude3500 18 October 2009 at 08:48 pm

It’s killing me that this site is not kept up… I understand what others are saying about the creators, their time and it being free is very nice. But, before I click on my favorites on “damn interesting” I say a little prayer that a new image populates instead of that damn aweful bananna! For about a year I was itching for a new article, read all the others already posted that interested me already, and now I’m teased with just a handful articles all posted in a short period of time… and then nothing again for over 2 months. Please make a decision- I don’t mind if you shut down the site… it will save my sanity since I can no longer deal with that bananna which laughs and taunts me!


#116 Anonymousx2 19 October 2009 at 02:46 am

Partario said: “… How about acting like adults and cutting them some slack?”

Partario: I taught high school and college for thirty-three years, and I can assure you that most of the posters on this site are either middle or late adolescents. Their behavior is in keeping with their present state of development; I’m sure that the Brothers Bellows are well aware of this and are willing to be understanding, even though it must be a tad bit aggravating.


#117 sir.xerces 19 October 2009 at 02:56 pm

jude3500 said: “…I can no longer deal with that bananna which laughs and taunts me!”

I scowl at that picture almost every day…


#118 prytol 20 October 2009 at 10:30 am

There are many of the older articles that I have not read. When I need a fix, I hit the random story button and it is new to me. The history of this site is usually about 1 new article every 4-6 months. I enjoy what there is and if the site was to go away, I would miss it. What I want to know is what can be done to improve the server (I get unable to connect error often these days)? If a payment of $15 year would keep the site going with a new article every month, then I would pay.


#119 Denvergal 20 October 2009 at 02:46 pm

Partario said: “It would be nice if all the selfish whining people went away and stopped demanding more content from the good folk at Damn Interesting. DI owes you nothing. Stop whining like spoiled brat kids. How about showing some appreciation for the free content you’ve had for so long, and getting off the Bellows’ backs? They’ll get around to publishing more content when it suits them, and not when a bunch of whiny jerks tell them to. Kee-rist. If I was a Bellows brother, I’d be sorely tempted to throw in the towel after reading some of the garbage demanding more content. How about acting like adults and cutting them some slack?”

I couldn’t agree more. I will wait for as long as it takes to get new articles….in the meantime the “random article” button is a wonderful thing. DI you are great, don’t let the people who expect everything to be just as they want it, when they want it get you down.


#120 Kapuski 21 October 2009 at 01:53 am

What I don’t understand is that how come there are not more writers on this site? I don’t know how this site is managed but I bet there are hundreads of people here who could have something interesting to tell.


#121 alanmcclean 21 October 2009 at 05:45 am

I think anybody foolish enough to donate money to this webpage should feel outraged at the lack of willingness of the creators/authors to update it.


#122 Eduardo 22 October 2009 at 02:48 am

Kapuski said: “What I don’t understand is that how come there are not more writers on this site? I don’t know how this site is managed but I bet there are hundreads of people here who could have something interesting to tell.”

I agree. Whichever side of the ongoing debate you follow; you cannot deny either of these points.

1) The site is woefully maintained.
and;

2) We, the readers and critics, do nothing about that. (Other than complain about the site, or defend it.)
Why not either submit articles ourselves, or vote with our cyberfeet? Enough apathy.
Either submit an article, or cease and desist. Put up, or shut up.
And to the Bellows’, is this where you want your site, and fans, headed?


#123 mrbungle 22 October 2009 at 06:28 am

Hmmm, I find the lack of new articles very frustrating and have done for about a year now. From the comments a lot of people agree with me. Well, at least all the grumbling must be very encouraging for the authors and owners of the site as it is confirmation they write excellent content.

Also, they should monetize the site in some small way. I’m not taking flashing, dancing banner ads, but maybe some subtle google ads down one side might help pay for more updates.


#124 iceburn2003 22 October 2009 at 10:04 am

I agree that they need to put some advertisements on the site. It is silly to be throwing away all of this traffic.

Eduardo said: “Kapuski said: “2) We, the readers and critics, do nothing about that. (Other than complain about the site, or defend it.)
Why not either submit articles ourselves, or vote with our cyberfeet? Enough apathy.
Either submit an article, or cease and desist. Put up, or shut up.
And to the Bellows’, is this where you want your site, and fans, headed?”

From what I have seen in posts from Jason Bellows it sounds like they have a collection of articles ready to go, they are just waiting for Alan’s approval to post them to the site…


#125 Ron 23 October 2009 at 09:33 am

I agree with the ad idea, it will bring in revenue and can be done tastefully. Though I would prefer they only advertise for online porn sites to give me some eye candy while I read.


#126 sir.xerces 23 October 2009 at 11:06 am

omg, you guys don’t get it.

Alan Bellows said: ”

Putting ads on a site it is akin to beating it with an ugly stick. But that stick’s not just ugly, it’s distracting and information-diluting. I don’t like seeing ads on other sites, so I can’t put them on this one in good conscience.

So far donations have covered our hosting bills most of the time, and we have some plans to get something back for our efforts without resorting to the obnoxious. Thanks for caring enough to make suggestions, but for this project, ad-based revenue is not an option.

everything you’ve read here is mirrored somewhere else on the internet, but it’s so very rare to find a decent site that provides quality content without compromising their standards – the neat format and interesting articles are what made DI great in the first place.
So be patient and have faith in the site you still visit on a regular basis…


#127 Flammadeao 24 October 2009 at 01:10 pm

I’d like to put in another vote for ads. Yes, they’re not the ideal solution, but it’s something to work with right now. I also feel as though it can be done tastefully, and doesn’t have to be overly intrusive.


#128 tunapez 27 October 2009 at 08:29 am

How’s about you show your support by going out and buying the book? It is a great volume of the humorous ilk found on the site, IRL! I’m bummed the cyber-edition has slowed considerably, but I would be remiss to think I am ENTITLED to a new article every week or month. Go into the archives and read the past articles, can anyone say they’ve read them all? If so, how about twice? Surely they are DI enough to read again if you need a fix that bad? I’m sure these guys have lives, families, jobs … until there’s a subscription required, I think we get what we get and like it. Period.

BTW, a future article on Thomas Midgely, Jr’s arch-nemesis, Clair Patterson, could be DI!
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


#129 Anteater 29 October 2009 at 09:28 am

Isn’t there a shelf life for banana articles?


#130 kissaki 29 October 2009 at 02:41 pm

Just bought the book, can’t wait to read it! Thank you DI crew for some of the most fascinating SFW content on the web. I am patiently looking forward to the next article. In the meantime Alan, I wish you lot’s of luck as you “peel away this bleak reality that has cocooned” your psyche. For that, I recommend a slice of pie with a Thorazine chaser.


#131 Anonymousx2 29 October 2009 at 04:42 pm

kissaki:

kissaki said: “Just bought the book, can’t wait to read it! Thank you DI crew for some of the most fascinating SFW content on the web. I am patiently looking forward to the next article. In the meantime Alan, I wish you lot’s of luck as you “peel away this bleak reality that has cocooned” your psyche. For that, I recommend a slice of pie with a Thorazine chaser.”

kissaki: Blessings be upon thee for supporting this site, for not complaining, and for showing concern for Mr. Bellow.


#132 Anthropositor 31 October 2009 at 06:27 pm

I am now raising meat rabbits on Shmooo, banana’s with the skin, mixed grains with molasses, grass, weeds and clover. Each of the rabbits eat roughly a half banana per day. It took them a few days to warm up to the idea, since they had been raised prior to my getting them on nothing but rabbit pellets. They also eat orange peels with pulp and the cores of a variety of fruits with varying enthusiasm. The staple of their diet is Shmooo.


#133 jordopia 02 November 2009 at 08:49 am

tunapez said: “How’s about you show your support by going out and buying the book? It is a great volume of the humorous ilk found on the site, IRL! I’m bummed the cyber-edition has slowed considerably, but I would be remiss to think I am ENTITLED to a new article every week or month. Go into the archives and read the past articles, can anyone say they’ve read them all? If so, how about twice? Surely they are DI enough to read again if you need a fix that bad? I’m sure these guys have lives, families, jobs … until there’s a subscription required, I think we get what we get and like it. Period.

BTW, a future article on Thomas Midgely, Jr’s arch-nemesis, Clair Patterson, could be DI!
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.”

Great call on the Clair Patterson article. He’s a hero of mine. There should be a holiday in his honour.


#134 spontastic 03 November 2009 at 04:52 pm

Ive got a way we could keep the destruction of these bannanas, we put them in sealed greenhouses. We take a large field like say stadium size and put a dome over it. Then we make certain anyone with the plantation disease upon thier body does not eneter this area. We may also need animals inside of the dome to use up the oxygen that is created by the massive amount of trees, or find another way to convert the oxygen to carbondioxide without having to bring new air into the system. Also i was wondering if the previous type of bannanas has gone completely out of existance. If so thats too bad i would have like to try it, if not why dont we use this idea of a closed environment to create more of these bannanas :?


#135 Anthropositor 04 November 2009 at 06:26 pm

Sealed habitats for farming projects have a variety of problems. They are incredibly expensive. A complex and challenging example showing the scope of the problem would be Biosphere 2. This project did go on for more than two decades, and admittedly the goals were considerably more ambitious and challenging than isolating one particular crop endangered by disease.

But the enclosure of Biosphere 2 was only a little over three acres. First, that would not produce many bananas compared to demand. Perhaps one slice of banana per consumer per year, at a possible cost of $2 per slice. You can play with the numbers if you want. Figure about $10,000,000 per year for construction and maintenance. Then figure out the upper limit of production if everything worked out ideally. Then recognize that it is exceedingly unlikely that things will work out anything close to ideally.

Biosphere 2 failed in a whole lot of interesting ways. But still, it failed. Hermetically sealed farming of food crops in high worldwide demand is never likely to become a viable approach.


#136 Mjolnir 05 November 2009 at 12:07 pm

On the previous version of this site, all the article IDs were numeric and you could change them in the URL. There are a pile of articles that are either ready or near-ready from several authors. I read the killdozer and banana articles back during Alan’s last long hiatus. Dunno why it takes 4 months to finish one….


#137 thedevilsdoormat 06 November 2009 at 03:11 am

Hey Alan,

Just wanted to thank you for all the time and effort you’ve put into this website. I’ve pretty much read through the entire site and really appreciate what you’ve done and that you’ve had the courage to keep this website advertisement free (even though you probably could have made a bit of money from this thing).

There are not many people with principles left; it’s rare to actually find one.

I hope you feel better soon, mate.


#138 sir.xerces 08 November 2009 at 08:14 am

@ thedevilsdoormat:

agreed.


#139 SGFAZ 11 November 2009 at 11:34 am

I was puled in by the “Sex Life of a Banana”.
Who knew fruit had sex?


#140 zippyy 15 November 2009 at 04:24 pm

Since there has been no new content for a while here is an article that I found DI
“$150 million Jungle Jackpot”
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10590844


#141 Floj 16 November 2009 at 10:06 am

I miss you guys and your damn interesting content. I learned of Tesla’s awesomeness and that the American standards Champion toilet can flush some 40 golf balls in a single 1.3 gallon flush. Perhaps someday a new Pie of Damn Interesting Knowledge will again be placed in the oven.


#142 Floj 16 November 2009 at 10:07 am

Pistol said: “ohh yeah,

mmmmmmm pie.”

hahaha you have no idea how awesome it is to see that still here!


#143 drewski_brewski 17 November 2009 at 11:33 am

Aww, I check and check, and still no article. I even bought the book. I’m going to assume the fetal position now, rock gently back and forth, and whimper until a new article is posted. If anyone needs me, I’ll be under the desk.


#144 Coffee For the Admiral 17 November 2009 at 03:35 pm

Okay, so I’m another long-time lurker who has decloaked in a crisis. I’m eagerly awaiting notification from Barnes & Noble that my copy of the book is available for pickup, so I’m official.

Also, big thanks to all the commenters on DI for making the comments just as readable as the articles. This is the only site where I read all the comments, usually without wanting to beat someone senseless-er.

Finally, I should probably comment on the actual article. You know you have problems with anxiety with things like this freak you out. I was all “Ohmygodtherewillbenobananaswhatinheckwillwedo” etc. I enjoy bananas as much as the next individual, but I really hope scientists put cancer ahead of bananas on the “Stuff to Fix” list.


#145 Virgil Syonid 18 November 2009 at 12:22 pm

My vote is URL change to: http://www.damnbanana.com

Hmm. I wonder if there already is a damnbanana.com?


#146 nislo 20 November 2009 at 01:18 pm

1st!!! Ohhh wait….


#147 captain2obvious 21 November 2009 at 07:21 pm

Virgil Syonid said: “My vote is URL change to: http://www.damnbanana.com

Hmm. I wonder if there already is a damnbanana.com?”

LOL I just registered to say the exact same thing


#148 DeLuzional 26 November 2009 at 05:00 am

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Thinking about you Allan…;)


#149 DeLuzional 26 November 2009 at 05:01 am

DeLuzional said: “Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Thinking about you Allan…;)”

Alan*…..sheesh!


#150 indigo-angel 27 November 2009 at 11:12 pm

thanks DA! this stuff came up as a question in my scholarship exam… owe you one!


#151 Bacardi 30 November 2009 at 06:08 am

One hundred and fifty-FIRST!
Miss your writing, Alan.


#152 sachse 03 December 2009 at 12:54 pm

damn banana…I bought the durn book Al…c’mon, lets get it started


#153 MacAvity 03 December 2009 at 08:34 pm

Sorry, this is completely off topic, but how do you who have them get the little pictures next to your names?


#154 sh0cktopus 03 December 2009 at 10:26 pm

@MacAvity – go to http://www.gravatar.com and you’re on your way


#155 angryratman 04 December 2009 at 08:42 am

So how exactly is selective breeding any different from genetic modification??? Can someone explain pls?


#156 Reaper 07 December 2009 at 01:50 pm

Selective breeding is the process of asking Mother Nature to give you certain characteristics. Genetic engineering is the process of bypassing Mother Nature and shoehorning a characteristic into an object. Using selective breeding to make a big dog takes years of breeding big dogs to other big dogs. Doing it with GE (at the moment) amounts to finding and switching on various big dog genes in an egg/sperm, impregnating a dog, and hoping to Christ that you don’t get a viral superdog that can blight bananas into extinction.


#157 captain2obvious 07 December 2009 at 11:05 pm

Reaper said: “Selective breeding is the process of asking Mother Nature to give you certain characteristics. Genetic engineering is the process of bypassing Mother Nature and shoehorning a characteristic into an object. Using selective breeding to make a big dog takes years of breeding big dogs to other big dogs. Doing it with GE (at the moment) amounts to finding and switching on various big dog genes in an egg/sperm, impregnating a dog, and hoping to Christ that you DO get a viral superdog that can blight bananas into extinction.”


#158 captain2obvious 07 December 2009 at 11:05 pm

fixed it for you lol


#159 DeLuzional 08 December 2009 at 06:15 am

captain2obvious said: “fixed it for you lol”

ummm…..maybe if I have another cup of coffee?


#160 Virgil Syonid 08 December 2009 at 09:25 pm

DeLuzional said: “captain2obvious said: “fixed it for you lol”
ummm…..maybe if I have another cup of coffee?”

He’s pointing out the sad reality that there are more $$ in viral superdogs than plain ol’ “big dogs”.

Just think: after $2 trillion worth of scratching their butts in Afghanistan, the US military will finally use that viral superdog to sniff out Bin Laden and save us all.


#161 angryratman 09 December 2009 at 05:48 am

So it’s just a sped up version of selective breeding and hence, the same.

Whatever the spooky apocalyptic outcomes of GM we cannot survive without. It’s a fact that we cannot sustain a population of 9billion using normal food production techniques.


#162 DeLuzional 09 December 2009 at 10:13 pm

Virgil Syonid said: “DeLuzional said: “captain2obvious said: “fixed it for you lol”
ummm…..maybe if I have another cup of coffee?”
He’s pointing out the sad reality that there are more $$ in viral superdogs than plain ol’ “big dogs”.
Just think: after $2 trillion worth of scratching their butts in Afghanistan, the US military will finally use that viral superdog to sniff out Bin Laden and save us all.”

Thank you. Damn black hearts and greenbacks….we should go back to trading salt..:)


#163 wclark 10 December 2009 at 11:11 am

@161angryratman – it’s not the same. Not all (re-)combinations of genetic material are possible through selective breeding, so it’s conceivable that GM could produce something that would never result through a more natural process. That’s the worry. It may or may not be a well-founded worry (maybe GM will never result in anything more dangerous than what selective breeding could produce anyway) but the two are very different processes that are capable of producing different results.


#164 angryratman 11 December 2009 at 03:44 am

OK. Fair point but it’s fair to say they are a lot more similar than most people would care to realise.

I honestly don’t see why people are so terrified of GM. They’re probably eating it and they don’t even know. Sweet irony.


#165 wclark 11 December 2009 at 12:31 pm

True enough about some people worrying too much. Some kinds of GM are probably harmless, such as copying traits from different cultivars of the same species. It’s things like copying genes for bioluminescence from an insect and putting them into a vegetable that worry me. Like most politically-charged topics, I think too many people on both sides are taking things to an extreme. Pro-GM folks need to recognize that there are genuine dangers with what they’re proposing and that proper safeguards are in order, and the anti-GM folks need to recognize that technology isn’t always evil and can even help with problems like world hunger, environmental degradation, etc.


#166 DeLuzional 12 December 2009 at 05:25 am

Used to eat my GM quite often, believe me we both knew it!…..LOL


#167 Anonymousx2 13 December 2009 at 06:19 am

This is becoming really interesting – checking in every day to see if a new article has been posted. I wonder how long it will be? Because I am a person who likes to see records broken, I am kind of hoping that the previous lapse of six months is exceeded.

More than that, though, I hope that Mr. Castle and the Brothers Bellows are okay.


#168 korbor 15 December 2009 at 02:11 pm

I used to check this site constantly for its great writing and damn interesting stories. I was also considering purchasing the book, however since the operators of this site have completely neglected the site and no new content has appeared in months and that doesn’t seem like it will change any time soon. I will not only not be purchasing this book but I am also not going to visit this site anymore. You neglected your base of support which is the site not your book. Good job boys.


#169 kissaki 15 December 2009 at 02:13 pm

Finished “Alien Hand Syndrome”. It was a great read and I will be loaning it to my brother this weekend. Good job DI! Looking forward to a restart on the articles when you are ready.


#170 Anonymousx2 16 December 2009 at 03:54 am

Korbor:

I sincerely doubt that you would have ever bought the book. If you liked the writing as much as you claim, you would have bought the book already.


#171 SIMDUDE 16 December 2009 at 04:25 pm

Oh bananas! Still no new posts.


#172 tednugentkicksass 17 December 2009 at 02:09 am

Anonymousx2 said: “I hope that Mr. Castle and the Brothers Bellows are okay.”

I’m pretty sure it’s “Bellows & Son”, not “Brothers Bellows”… but my sentiments exactly. (Except that 6 month nonsense– I want content now.)


#173 cybrbeast 17 December 2009 at 08:59 am

This is getting ridiculous. We know from the previous site that there are articles that are very close to finished. Why not post them until you get out of whatever is troubling you? I have bought another one of the books as a Christmas gift, but the people I’ve given books to are also wondering why the site is dead.


#174 bananaman 17 December 2009 at 09:17 pm

Virgil Syonid said: “My vote is URL change to: http://www.damnbanana.com

Hmm. I wonder if there already is a damnbanana.com?”

there is now!
check it:
http://www.damnbanana.com


#175 Eduardo 18 December 2009 at 12:43 am

I agree with Bananaman and Korbor. Enough is enough, or in this case, too little is too little. To preemptively defend my opinion; yes, I have bought the book, I have suggested many ways the site could be improved. Further, I am tired of the argument…..”It’s free, enjoy what is given to you, and don’t complain.” or similar. It is becoming increasingly evident that this site began as a whimsy, and then became an advertisement for the book. The book has (presumably) sold well, and the site has since been neglected. We, the readers, bought and recommended the book, and we deserve better treatment. This is not, and has not been for a long time, an altruistic endeavour. Enough faux loyalty. Post or lose customers (once called readers.).


#176 Obfuscatory Transparency 18 December 2009 at 03:06 pm

bananaman said: “Virgil Syonid said: “My vote is URL change to: http://www.damnbanana.com

Hmm. I wonder if there already is a damnbanana.com?”

there is now!check it:http://www.damnbanana.com”

Immpressive, but you are not a website, yet!


#177 Anonymousx2 19 December 2009 at 06:33 am

Eduardo:

You might very well be right, and I hope you are.

I am sick to death of everyone on the Internet expecting everything for free. I imagine that many of these same people also expect doctors, attorneys, and CPAs to work either for free or for a greatly reduced fee. That’s not the way life and economies work. Accept it.

Maybe the Misters Bellows and Mr. Castle did use this site to help push sales of their book. Great! I am a firm believer that people should pay for services and content.

As for what we “deserve,” the answer is nothing. If they publish another book, I’ll buy it, just as I did with books, newspapers, and (yes) albums in the old days before the Internet encouraged people to think that all printed information and music should be free.


#178 Tink 20 December 2009 at 02:48 pm

Whoopee! Got my autographed copy of Alien Hand yesterday, just in time for my B-day tomorrow. Sweet! Thank , thank you, Alan, Jason and all the writers that made my wish come true. Ya’ll will all-ways be the most awesome people in this gals cyber world. Hugs and best wishes for a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah etc. and a fabulous New Year!


#179 Bacardi 21 December 2009 at 12:14 pm

Anonymousx2,…you should have added,..”And you damned kids get off my lawn!”
:P


#180 Anonymousx2 21 December 2009 at 05:30 pm

Bacardi said: “Anonymousx2,…you should have added,..”And you damned kids get off my lawn!”
:P”

Along with a “Dadgum it, you young whippersnappers,” I assume?


#181 Jason Bellows 23 December 2009 at 01:33 pm

If I could make anything happen on this site, I would point you all here: http://www.damninteresting.com/the-christmas-truce-of-1914


#182 Jason Bellows 23 December 2009 at 01:35 pm

Tink said: “Whoopee! Got my autographed copy of Alien Hand yesterday, just in time for my B-day tomorrow. Sweet! Thank , thank you, Alan, Jason and all the writers that made my wish come true. Ya’ll will all-ways be the most awesome people in this gals cyber world. Hugs and best wishes for a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah etc. and a fabulous New Year!”

I remember signing yours … Alan, Bryan and I had all met for dinner, and were desperately trying to keep buffalo sauce from the pages. Ah, those were other days.


#183 Kejawa 23 December 2009 at 02:24 pm

I have been reading DI for a couple of years now and have made my way through the archives. I just picked up a copy of the book for myself and one for a Christmas gift for my dad. Thanks DI, I can’t wait to pour through it.

I haven’t bothered to register because I never have much to add that the articles or the subsequent posts don’t cover so there wasn’t really a point to it. I finally registered to post this comment in order to weigh in on the ongoing “lack of articles” discussion. Nobody “deserves” anything from the brothers and if there is never another article I will still remember the site fondly because, well, it is truly Damn Interesting.

I would like to echo the suggestion that maybe the reigns get turned over to parties that will keep the site going. I am sure it would make all of us readers happier, and it would continue to advertise the book. Seems like a win win to me.

I am a long time Guns n’ Roses fan. Great band with great music and damn interesting personalities. Unfortunately Axl had to have things just so and the rest is history. Several of the other members formed Velvet Revolver. Another good band that had some of the same feel and an obvious tie back to the original name. Maybe those of you who keep suggesting topics for articles can take a crack at it. Maybe a new site “über interesting” will take shape.

Till then…


#184 Tink 23 December 2009 at 03:55 pm

Jason Bellows said: “If I could make anything happen on this site, I would point you all here: http://www.damninteresting.com/the-christmas-truce-of-1914

Ha! Now I know why my book smelled like ribs, lol.

Here ya go honey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eysUcfdAszQ


#185 mmmscott 27 December 2009 at 10:28 pm

A belated Happy Holidays to everyone at Damn Interesting! The two books I gave as Christmas presents have already been thoroughly enjoyed. Hope you all can come back soon!


#186 J.K. 27 December 2009 at 10:50 pm

Damn I miss the Interesting posts here, but at least the comments section is alive.

I think Eduardo was being a bit extreme a few dozen posts back, but he has a bit of a right though to still be annoyed. The site definitely was updated with the promise of more materials and in support of the book. We’ve been still staring at the story of lab horny bananas since August which was 4 months ago. Kejawa had a good point there, something should be done perhaps like what went down with GnR->Velvet Revolver. Jason a few posts ago before Christmas linked up the old WW1 Christmas truce, seems he would have even liked the permissions to link an oldie but a goodie up for the holidays and couldn’t. I recall Matt also wanted to update again as well after the banana lovin’ so really you got 2 of the 3 primary staff wanting to carry on. Maybe there is a need for an “über interesting” website to carry forward, or at least get the permissions changed so other staff can keep it alive and let Alan retire in peace where people will leave him alone and stop bitching.


#187 SIMDUDE 28 December 2009 at 04:20 pm

DAMN IRRITATING


#188 haffa 29 December 2009 at 03:19 am

In the damninteresting article “The Last Great Steam Car”, Alan Bellow mentions this site called “Interesting Thing of the Day” http://itotd.com . If you’re hungry for articles, scoot over there and have a semester long fiesta, instead of hanging about here, bellyaching.

But I understand completely. The comments section here is the best thing, with all the good thoughtfull comments, and you don’t find that level of intellect in the comments section on other sites. Not to mention the “you are a moron, and you can [insert random senseless action of masochism] because I am of a different opinion” type of comments that the rest of the internet is pestered by. Kejawa’s sugestion is good.


#189 First!! 29 December 2009 at 01:10 pm

FIRST!!


#190 Flatfoot1954 29 December 2009 at 03:13 pm

Okay, so, we haven’t seen a DI post since last August. What happened guys? Lose your Damn Interest? We miss you. We miss DI. (gripe-gripe, bellyache-bellyache)


#191 rainmaker 29 December 2009 at 07:35 pm

hi y’all
I just registered, but I’ve read like 99.99% of the archives(“server unavailable” excluded a couple), so I hope this hasn’t already been covered. I found the “Snow-Motor” from 1926 in a couple of places and thought it was D.I. go to… http://oilpunk.com/ & under categories select -history(8) scroll down to snow motor from 1926 & play the LIVELEAK vid. Or, http://www.notechmagazine.com/page/9/; might also be @http://www.lowtechmagazine.com/. Btw there’s a bit other of D.I. stuff at these sites…
I too, am anxiously awaiting a new post from the Bellows clan, their writing is excellent,witty,informative,etc.
This site brings together a myriad of D.I. topics from far & wide, compiling it all, right here, for our enjoyment & really, nothing is asked in return. IMHO ya shouldn’t look a gift horse in the teeth/mouth.
Thank you & happy holidays/Best wishes to the D.I. staff
J.W.


#192 forester 30 December 2009 at 03:20 pm

I have recently purchassed the DI book and i am enjoying it greatly and has made my enjoyment of DI far better.


#193 rp2 04 January 2010 at 03:37 am

I wasn’t going to do anything about it, but seeing as it is a few days into the near year and no one else has caught on…

2010 FIRST!!!


#194 kchapps 09 January 2010 at 04:00 pm

Ok, write a new fucking article, or get rid of the site.


#195 kchapps 09 January 2010 at 04:01 pm

p.s. purchased the book, and have been a long time reader of the site. It took the most recent unexplained hiatus for me to actually register and post.


#196 Jason Bellows 09 January 2010 at 08:36 pm

kchapps said: “Ok, write a new fucking article, or get rid of the site.”

Is that a banana sex pun?


#197 empty-drawer 09 January 2010 at 10:15 pm

Jason Bellows said: “kchapps said: “Ok, write a new fucking article, or get rid of the site.”
Is that a banana sex pun?”

definitely a banana sex pun.
Still.. I cry a little bit every time I see that banana staring me down…


#198 Daemon 10 January 2010 at 05:24 am

Rather than swear at the brothers Bellows, how about we just plead and beg for the site control to be handed to Jason who obviously still checks the site!


#199 haffa 11 January 2010 at 07:47 am

Agreed: please, please I plead and beg that the control of the site gets handed over to or at least shared with Jason Bellows


#200 wclark 11 January 2010 at 01:04 pm

200th!


#201 3hirty6ix 16 January 2010 at 01:11 pm

So Nice And Informative too but specially last photo is dam goood


#202 sssssssspoon 18 January 2010 at 07:24 pm

Funny, I have to agree with post #188 “the comments section here is the best thing,” because there seems to be nothing else going on over here. When I first became acquainted with DI there were two new posts a week and sometimes three. Don’t get me wrong, I too love writing and wit of the Bellows brood, but inconsistency has left a bad taste, especially when July 15th of last year Alan announced that the drought was over, and fans of DI were rewarded with a flood of, wait, uhh, three articles in six months. Wow. Damn Interesting how that can be called a hiatus being over.

Okay, that’s all the whining I will do. I love this site and the creative writing of the articles. I await the next post, and until then will continue to read the fascinating comments of others that also return here with baited breath, if even just to read the comments of the faithful.


#203 RoflBeard 19 January 2010 at 01:58 am

I agree with this spoon guy here, i haven’t seen a new article since i discovered this site.
Although i’m still busy reading through all the archive stuff :)


#204 dan587 19 January 2010 at 03:43 pm

hey, i just wanted to say that i found this article really interesting. i also wanted to say thank you, because for my gcse english coursework we needed to make a speech about something interesting. i wrote mine about this subject and i got an A*! anyway, thanks, and a new article would be appreciated if you’ve got the time but really you don’t get paid for this so i can’t complain :)


#205 MacAvity 21 January 2010 at 07:39 pm

Hello, bored sentient beings. I recently – this afternoon actually – discovered – was shown – found out about – this, which though lacking the advantage of being an official Damn Interesting article, is at least intellectually entertaining enough to briefly quell the complaints of those who honestly seek new stories of the more curious aspects of the world, if not of those who just like to gripe.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/09/spider-silk/


#206 sachse 22 January 2010 at 11:59 am

not a bad article…almost damn interesting…wonder if PETA has a problem with tying the bugs down and yanking their stuff out…there’s a gal down here in Texas that got caught bringing a real beetle across the border with jewelry glued to its body and she was using it as a broach…PETA was screaming that it was torture….sheesh


#207 blore 28 January 2010 at 02:29 pm

#208 Misfit 29 January 2010 at 01:04 am

Hey everybody! Or at least, ‘Hey to those loyal enough to DI that they still check up on new comments…’
I was thinking that instead of complaining about the lack of articles, we could put our money(time? energy? effort?) where our mouth(keyboard? computer?) is(was? (okay I’m done)), and start writing articles of our own! Far-be-it from any of us to criticize the Bellows bros. for falling behind on a website that they provide free of charge and for nothing in return, so let’s do some contributing of our own!

I see some people already got to it with links to other websites, but I think the neatest thing to do would be to get up, stretch our typing muscles, crack our fingers and whatever else there is, and get down to business and write some legitimate articles, here!

I have found some interesting articles myself, and will do my best to put out at least one full length article disguised as a comment.

Many questions arise, like:
–Should there be restrictions set, like length? Subject matter? Citing sources?
No; maybe; and abso-freaking-lutely! Anyone crazy enough to jump on this bandwagon needs to cite their sources. Which ironically is my least favorite part, but credit needs to given where credit is due!

–What kind of jerk is this to just hijack the famous Bellows’ website of DI??
I never want to suddenly take over anyone’s job. But I want to do whatever I can to ensure the life of this website as a place to go for interesting facts, so why not contribute? If anyone in charge of the site asks, I’ll gladly stop.

–Will anybody even read what’s getting written?
Who knows? Who cares? Someone will. That someone will be your biggest fan!!

–Will anybody be joining me?
Who knows? I think it’d be awesome to have a small community form here. Are you.. dear reader, up to the challenge??

–this is a ridiculously long post for someone just suggesting people contribute articles of their own.
I was kinda bored. I’ll spend more energy writing something now. Keep checking back here!

Join me, will you?


#209 one_plaid_day 29 January 2010 at 04:26 am

Hi Misfit,
It is a good idea, but why not just go to blogger and start your own site?
Post comments here to say you have a new entry if you like, so people get used to looking at your blog.
Except for comments, this site is dead. The domain will expire on 2010-07-29 10:37:52. (http://www.whois.net/whois/damninteresting.com).

It seems like taking over the comments, is like buying a ticket for a sinking ship.

I liked this site, but unfortunately the writers seem to have other interests (which is their right).

o_p_d


#210 Frank G 29 January 2010 at 09:41 am

Wowww good morning all,

I was just reading Misfit his comment, and felt really good about his idea.
Because i had that same thought of contributing here more then only comments since the originally writers asks us to drop a article, but i did not came to it yet since I am doing some more research.
So again very pleased to read about Misfit’s idea my attention came to the next comment from O_P_D.
And he is probably right about that DI is going to expire at the end of Juli .
I sure hope not when i went to this site, i don’t know how O_P_D found it but that doesn’t matter now
http://www.whois.net/whois/damninteresting.com you can find all the info from Allen Bellows.
I immediately called him he did not answer but I did leave a message on his voice mail to clarify if it is so that his site is going to expire half of 2010 and that he should put down a comment on DI about it.
I know I just came to this site a week ago, but if it would be me this site should never expire it is great info and when we all are going to contribute with articles it could survive forever. My suggestion is to write a short message to Allen Bellows , this is his mail address, [email protected] to keep his site up even if we all have to pay a little contribution for it.
I don’t know how much it cost to keep this site up but if I would need to pay a little for it I sure would do it.

I just sent him this message,,,

Hi Allen, Friday, 01-29-2010

This is Frank G I would like to ask you to keep your site up after, Juli – 29 – 2010.
Your site is great and should last forever.
Please let us know what the future for Damn Interesting is after that date.

Sincerely, Frank G

So people let’s do our part and urge the owners of this great info/entertaining site to keep it ALIVE!!!

Thanks for your input, O_P_D and Misfit

Greetsss,,, Frank G


#211 captain2obvious 29 January 2010 at 10:33 pm

@Misfit- I love the idea!

@one_plaid_day- Could it be that the Bellows just haven’t renewed their domain yet? I mean, I don’t usually renew mine until a month or two before it expires.


#212 one_plaid_day 30 January 2010 at 06:46 am

captain2obvious said: “@Misfit- I love the idea!

@one_plaid_day- Could it be that the Bellows just haven’t renewed their domain yet? I mean, I don’t usually renew mine until a month or two before it expires.”

I sure hope that is the case….
It isn’t my intent to be critical. However, I also don’t think it is good to put pressure on the owners of the site to keep adding content if they can’t or don’t want to…
And having a new place to go, with updated content, would be “DI”.


#213 Virgil Syonid 30 January 2010 at 02:22 pm

Man just got off the phone with DI staff. They’re in a real fix.

Bellows came up with a 16 mo. article buffer after writing the book. It was completely wiped out by a virus. It seems he perpetually suckered chutes from his older articles to breed his new ones. Usually by taking a paragraph taken from the previous article, changing all of the nouns, and then dumping it in as the seed paragraph of the current article. It saved time on writing. But one little virus hit and the whole crop went kablooie.

Last I heard, they were trying to come up with a new strain by crossbreeding the banana sex article with the Marvin Heemeyer article. All’s they’ve come up with so far is ‘Bulldozer Sex in Granby’, which despite being DI, isn’t really up to the site’s standards.

Anyway, we can only hope they figure this thing out before we’re left living in a bananaless, damn uninteresting world. If you can even call that ‘living’.


#214 blore 30 January 2010 at 06:08 pm

The banana article has found new life in China, where a pop-sci news site (one of the NetEase.com portal sites) published an edited translation on January 21.

http://discover.news.163.com/10/0121/08/5THPNOJH000125LI.html


#215 Frank G 31 January 2010 at 05:49 am

Virgil Syonid 30 January 2010 at 02:22 pm • In response to The Unfortunate Sex Life of the Banana

Hee Virgil,

You wrote your comment bellow here and I don’t know if your joking or not but it is not funny.

If you want to comment here then give it some more content, instead of just being cynical.

Frank G.


#216 Virgil Syonid 31 January 2010 at 04:58 pm

Bah. Everyone’s a critic. :)

If you can’t tell the difference between ‘crossbreeding articles’ and reality, perhaps you’d feel more comfortable policing the comments at damninteresting4kids.com.

Most of us wrote messages to Mr. Bellows months ago. And we did him the service of actually spelling his name right.


#217 Roger 31 January 2010 at 05:31 pm

ahhh.

Good old DI.

In a hectic world of ultra-fast updates of services like twitter, where there’s hardly any time to breathe and things are changing way too quickly, it gives me a fuzzy warm feeling to see the familiar banana glowing right at me, each and every time I visit. Contrary to what the article might suggest, bananas are here to stay!
And I for one am glad for that. After all, what could give you more comfort, more reassurance, more peace than seeing this haven of stability?


#218 Frank G 01 February 2010 at 09:25 am

Hi VIRGIL,

Yes my bad that i wrote Alan wrong, but it still concerns me that DI expires on Juli – 29 – 2010.

Look here >>> http://www.whois.net/whois/damninteresting.com

Frank G.


#219 Virgil Syonid 01 February 2010 at 05:14 pm

I share your concern, Frank. But I imagine that Mr. Bellows knows pretty well he has an avid fan base. If his heart’s not in it, his heart’s not in it.

Best we can do is add our own encouragement, links, knickknacks, and absurdities into the comments to make it worthwhile for the average DI devotee to check back every once in a while.

If the domain name expires, you might consider scooping it up right away on the offchance that Mr. Bellows is just indisposed and wants it back later. Better that than some lowlife squatting on it.


#220 Virgil Syonid 01 February 2010 at 05:29 pm

Phhht. Somebody actually went and registered http://www.damnbanana.com after #174.

There’s fan involvement for ya.


#221 Frank G 02 February 2010 at 02:12 pm

This is a little teaser, about the article that i am working on now.
At the end of 2008 experts didn’t really have an idea how our mobility is going to be in 2088.
I don’t have a clue either, but i am not a expert.
It takes some minutes to download but enjoy it.
To be continued.

Mobility 2088: http://dreams.honda.com/videos/mobility-2088/

Frank G


#222 Frank G 02 February 2010 at 02:37 pm

This is a little teaser, about the article that i am working on now.
At the end of 2008 experts didn’t really have an idea how our mobility is going to be in 2088.
I don’t have a clue either, but i am not a expert. What i do know is that,
I am very aware about the future of ???
It takes some minutes to download but enjoy it.
To be continued.

Mobility 2088: http://dreams.honda.com/videos/mobility-2088/

Frank G


#223 blore 03 February 2010 at 12:10 am

> The domain will expire on 2010-07-29

The alternate domain “DarnInteresting.com”, also owned by Mr. Bellows, is set to expire on March 17.


#224 haffa 03 February 2010 at 01:41 pm

Thanks for the wonderfull link Frank G. I really enjoyed those movies.


#225 Frank G 03 February 2010 at 02:26 pm

haffa said: “Thanks for the wonderfull link Frank G. I really enjoyed those movies.”

Your welcome Haffa,
This amazing site is giving me every day more inspiration to write and explore the Net.
I hope I can post my article here soon via Alan or via a comment.

Frank G


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#227 Polkan 04 February 2010 at 06:26 am

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#228 Fishrock 05 February 2010 at 11:35 am

This site reminds me of B. F. Skinner’s box experiment… an inconsistent reward produces long-term repetitive behavior to check the operandum, just in case _this_ is the lucky day. But it isn’t. (sigh)


#229 music_mclurver 05 February 2010 at 12:00 pm

i always knew bananas were sexy!
i’m goin to go home and eat one right now.


#230 uninvisible 08 February 2010 at 11:05 pm

I understand that this is run by an individual or a small group of individuals, but this is really just ridiculous. I’ve noticed several people stating that no one here is entitled to new content and whatever the creators or writers are willing to put forth is fine but that is only partially true. You would not have a book without the fans you have/had of this site. They’re really deserving of at least some of the credit for the success and to simply abandon them is frankly just disrespectful. When you take on a public project like this you also take on a certain loyalty to your fans just as they develop a loyalty towards you. Alan Bellows or whoever are simply uninterested in meeting those obligations to a fan base. I mean I can’t believe it’s been nearly 6 months, and you haven’t even published new content, or at the very least published updates as to what is going on on your main page. It’s quite clear your priorities don’t lie with rewarding your fans for all their support and any sinking in readership or revenue this site or your book receives from your lack of commitment is quite well-deserved.

Done here.


#231 Frank G 09 February 2010 at 08:42 am

uninvisible said: “I understand that this is run by an individual or a small group of individuals, but this is really just ridiculous. I’ve noticed several people stating that no one here is entitled to new content and whatever the creators or writers are willing to put forth is fine but that is only partially true. You would not have a book without the fans you have/had of this site. They’re really deserving of at least some of the credit for the success and to simply abandon them is frankly just disrespectful. When you take on a public project like this you also take on a certain loyalty to your fans just as they develop a loyalty towards you. Alan Bellows or whoever are simply uninterested in meeting those obligations to a fan base. I mean I can’t believe it’s been nearly 6 months, and you haven’t even published new content, or at the very least published updates as to what is going on on your main page. It’s quite clear your priorities don’t lie with rewarding your fans for all their support and any sinking in readership or revenue this site or your book receives from your lack of commitment is quite well-deserved.

Done here.”

Hi Uninvisible,

I share your vision on this, it’s a waist to let a good site like this just run out and see only comments on here and no more new articles I am working on a large article but am afraid it won’t be put out here on this site.
the site is great and the story’s are better then a lot of other stories on site’s.
What i would suggest for now is to bombard Alan Bellows with EMAILS to keep this site up after Juli and update us what’s going on, and why he is not responding anymore. I know for sure he read’s here sometimes, because his private info from this site was suddenly gone
http://www.whois.net/whois/damninteresting.com
This is Alan’s EMAIL address [email protected] so let us all write him to keep this site up and ask for a comment from Alan or one of his associates.

Greetttzzz, Frank G


#232 Jason Bellows 09 February 2010 at 11:25 am

Hi Uninvisible,
I share your vision on this, it’s a waist to let a good site like this just run out and see only comments on here and no more new articles I am working on a large article but am afraid it won’t be put out here on this site.
the site is great and the story’s are better then a lot of other stories on site’s.
What i would suggest for now is to bombard Alan Bellows with EMAILS to keep this site up after Juli and update us what’s going on, and why he is not responding anymore. I know for sure he read’s here sometimes, because his private info from this site was suddenly gone
http://www.whois.net/whois/damninteresting.com
This is Alan’s EMAIL address [email protected] so let us all write him to keep this site up and ask for a comment from Alan or one of his associates.
Greetttzzz, Frank G”

Nagging isn’t very persuasive.


#233 Ron 09 February 2010 at 01:42 pm

But Jaaasssssooonnnnn we want the damn interesting site, Jaaaaaaason come on Jaaaaaason come on.


#234 Frank G 09 February 2010 at 09:16 pm

HEY JASON BELLOWS,,,
Your reaction to my comment, >>> “” Nagging isn’t very persuasive. “” is not very MATURE !!!
Why don’t you and your Brother explain some things to a very loyal group of Fans here ?
You guys did not post for 6 months here and on questions about the site if it is going to be here after Juli 2010, and if we can submit an article here.
It give me the impression that after the release of your great book, you guys don’t care so much anymore about the site. And that’s a shame leaving a bunch of people in the dark. I am not NAGGING, just asking for some answers and according to a lot of comments here I am not the only one, SO PROVE ME WRONG and give me and your other LOYAL readers some answers !!!
With all respect to you Jason and Your Brother Alan,

Sincerely, Frank G


#235 DamnAwesome 10 February 2010 at 08:28 am

Frank G said: “HEY JASON BELLOWS,,,
Your reaction to my comment, >>>“” Nagging isn’t very persuasive. “” is not very MATURE !!!”

But you, without asking, are publicizing what is probably Alan’s personal e-mail address (yes, I know you can find it online) and inviting people to “bombard him” with messages, asking questions which are probably rather personal considering his comment which you can find in the comments section on this page. This is the epitome of maturity, I take it.

I feel somewhat slighted that there’s nothing new on this site, but there’s nothing new on here for a reason and there’s nothing I can do about it, by any means. I’m not sure I want to know what’s going on, either, and to try to force a comment out of someone whom I could only guess you must have some amount of respect for is hugely disrespectful. And if you have respect for him then you should bugger off and give him his privacy and time to get over whatever he’s dealing with. If the site goes down after July, then so be it (although it would be a significant loss).

I can assure you, though, you are being really nagging and Alan doesn’t owe us any answers as the site is free. If they didn’t care about the site they wouldn’t check in at all.

So I encourage you to NOT harass Alan and if he wants he’ll respond here telling us what’s up. Given how long it has been, I’d just as soon assume he doesn’t want to tell us, and there probably will not be another article here for a long time, if ever. I think the sooner you accept that, the happier you will be. However, if you have not already, I highly suggest you read all of the stories in the archive. I’ve read everything except for some of the stories about weapons. They did a lot of stories about weapons for a while.

Thanks to Alan, Jason and the rest for providing me with stuff to read fairly non-stop for about a year. It’s been a year since I read through all of the archives and obviously I come back and check every now and again. Sometimes I’ll read a random article, too, which–when I don’t remember it–can be pretty satisfying.


#236 Frank G 10 February 2010 at 08:54 am

Hellooo to DamnAwesome !!!

Seems like you got a short fuse huh, and of all things that are considered life’s enjoyments I am the most Happy person on this planet, it has nothing to do with nagging, it has to do with obligation since this site is here for the people who love this site it is not more then normal to have some feedback from it’s owners at a certain point.
Again how I see it and again prove me wrong on this, >> when the book came out, the articles were out.
and that is for me unacceptable, and thankfully we live in a free country with free opinion.

With all respect to you, Frank G


#237 whqttt 10 February 2010 at 09:04 am

Jason, I think Frank was trying to be helpful. He, like myself and many others miss the DI updates.

Obviously there is still some activity, you’ve managed to post here, and your brother posts to facebook regularly, so from a concern for fellow human perspective, all is well.

There are plenty of other sites (cakewrecks, postsecret) which have similar fanbases, and when they produce a book, they still keep their site running, so why not DI? Are there no more DI stories to be covered? Has Alan simply decided to move on? Is he so overwhelmed by book-activities that he’s simply had to take DI on an unexpected hiatus?

If I can step in between Frank G and DamnAwesome’s little discussion, Alan’s email address is entirely public. Anyone can do a whois, anyone can find him on facebook. It is not quite the same as publically giving out his home address…

I don’t think Alan, Jason, or anyone involved in DI owes anyone anything, unlike the aforementioned sites which depend virtually entirely on user supplied material, Alan and others did the research and writing themselves. If Alan decides he’d rather just do whatever he is doing, rather than write and give away work for free, surely that is okay?

But surely it’s also okay for DI’s fans to think an occasional update, or at least a goodbye wouldn’t overstress anyone?


#238 Frank G 10 February 2010 at 09:05 am

This link does not need any extra comment but it fits well at this place at this moment enjoy, all.
Thank to my wife Jill,
http://www.dailygood.org/more.php?n=4024

Frank G.


#239 Frank G 10 February 2010 at 09:15 am

VERY WELL SAID, whqttt .

Hey Guys don’t get me wrong here i do not want to be disrespectful towards anyone.
The effort the writers took to make a awesome site here is totally appreciated and far and beyond better then most other sites.
But besides my wish, lots of other readers would like this site to continue.

Frank G


#240 robin54roger 10 February 2010 at 09:46 pm

Its different story of banana.
http://www.stretchmarkscare.com


#241 DamnAwesome 11 February 2010 at 02:31 am

I do have a bit of a short fuse, I’ll admit. However, I feel that as that is not the e-mail associated with this website for correspondence with Alan ([email protected]), you shouldn’t post it. Since it’s out on the Web it’s probably not his personal e-mail address (I may have stated that rather hastily), but regardless, he might not want to be bombarded with e-mails persistently asking why this site isn’t being updated. But that’s not for me to say, either, I can’t speak for anyone here.

when the book came out, the articles were out.
and that is for me unacceptable, and thankfully we live in a free country with free opinion.

If you wanna be real damn nit-picky about things, the book was published in July, and they released three articles that month and then had one more in August, so they did at least one after the release of the book. Further, he commented in October. Did you read that comment? To me it sounded as though he was basically saying he had lost his inspiration somehow.

So then to come here and read people saying things to the effect of “Alan Bellows or whoever are simply uninterested in meeting those obligations to a fan base” (a la uninvisible) simply because they’re not posting is somewhat annoying. In my opinion the reward to the fans for reading and being dedicated and all of that good stuff is getting a book out of it. Beyond that there is no obligation, they said a book and they delivered. I’m aware they also said more articles a long time ago but obviously something changed.

Beyond all of that, this site is not their main source of revenue. I don’t know if they’re making money off of the book or not and I also have no idea how many shirts, mugs and water bottles they’re selling. But I doubt it’s paying their bills. People donated money so they could publish the book and have donated so they could keep the site online, but I feel Alan met an obligation with that when he posted the previously mentioned comment. It’s one thing to say that Jon Stewart has an obligation to do a show Monday through Thursday, but quite another to say that someone who likes to write interesting articles and posts them from time to time online has the same obligation. They’re not under contract as far as I’m aware.

I don’t do the Facebook or Twitter stuff, I’m just not interested in it, so I’ve no idea what Alan says on there.

It’s totally okay to -want- an update and to want to know what’s going on. But if they haven’t told us then maybe it’s none of our business.

So yeah, you can feel as you like about all of this, that’s fine I suppose–I’ll just also feel how I do about it. And I feel that it’s quite rude to say it’s “unacceptable” for them to not tell you all of the what’s and why’s of this site. I certainly don’t think it’s a good way of going about trying to get them to post an article you’re writing on this site :)


#242 Frank G 11 February 2010 at 07:15 am

DamnAwesome said: “I do have a bit of a short fuse, I’ll admit. However, I feel that as that is not the e-mail associated with this website for correspondence with Alan ([email protected]), you shouldn’t post it. Since it’s out on the Web it’s probably not his personal e-mail address (I may have stated that rather hastily), but regardless, he might not want to be bombarded with e-mails persistently asking why this site isn’t being updated. But that’s not for me to say, either, I can’t speak for anyone here.

when the book came out, the articles were out.
and that is for me unacceptable, and thankfully we live in a free country with free opinion.
If you wanna be real damn nit-picky about things, the book was published in July, and they released three articles that month and then had one more in August, so they did at least one after the release of the book. Further, he commented in October. Did you read that comment? To me it sounded as though he was basically saying he had lost his inspiration somehow.
So then to come here and read people saying things to the effect of “Alan Bellows or whoever are simply uninterested in meeting those obligations to a fan base” (a la uninvisible) simply because they’re not posting is somewhat annoying. In my opinion the reward to the fans for reading and being dedicated and all of that good stuff is getting a book out of it. Beyond that there is no obligation, they said a book and they delivered. I’m aware they also said more articles a long time ago but obviously something changed.
Beyond all of that, this site is not their main source of revenue. I don’t know if they’re making money off of the book or not and I also have no idea how many shirts, mugs and water bottles they’re selling. But I doubt it’s paying their bills. People donated money so they could publish the book and have donated so they could keep the site online, but I feel Alan met an obligation with that when he posted the previously mentioned comment. It’s one thing to say that Jon Stewart has an obligation to do a show Monday through Thursday, but quite another to say that someone who likes to write interesting articles and posts them from time to time online has the same obligation. They’re not under contract as far as I’m aware.
I don’t do the Facebook or Twitter stuff, I’m just not interested in it, so I’ve no idea what Alan says on there.
It’s totally okay to -want- an update and to want to know what’s going on. But if they haven’t told us then maybe it’s none of our business.
So yeah, you can feel as you like about all of this, that’s fine I suppose–I’ll just also feel how I do about it. And I feel that it’s quite rude to say it’s “unacceptable” for them to not tell you all of the what’s and why’s of this site. I certainly don’t think it’s a good way of going about trying to get them to post an article you’re writing on this site :)”

DamnAwesome,,,

Life is full of critics and I am just one of them, as of now I consider this matter/subject for a respond from one of the writers as closed.
There are more important things in life then to deepen this out. So be it !!!
I think the “”message”" from this moment on came over, and yes twitter and Face book are more important
for Alan at this moment, and that’s his good right.
You should look at it Alan is putting interesting stories there now.

**********************************************************************

To educate yourself for the feeling of gratitude means to take
nothing for granted, but to always seek out and value the kind
that will stand behind the action. Nothing that is done for you
is a matter of course. Everything originates in a will for the
good, which is directed at you. Train yourself never to put off
the word or action for the expression of gratitude.
**********************************************************************
Sincerely, Frank G


#243 haffa 11 February 2010 at 12:01 pm

Enter your comment here.


#244 haffa 11 February 2010 at 12:10 pm

Nice Frank G:)

I think one of the problems we have here, is that people have not read Alans comment or have forgotten about it:

Alan Bellows said: “To those complaining of the lack of new content: I apologize. I am experiencing some personal difficulties at the moment that are interfering with my ability to do anything that I normally take comfort in (including writing/editing/etc). I endeavor to peel away this bleak reality that has cocooned my psyche, but it is taking some time. Until then, updates will only come when I happen to have a bit of time, ambition, and joy all at the same time. Such synchronizations have become scarce.

Blah.”

Now, we don’t know what’s going on, it could be VERY serious, death in the family and whatnot, or he’s just fed up with this page. Either way, the man says he is experiencing some personal difficulties. And, bearing this in mind, no one should be contacting him without having a damn good reason.


#245 Ron 12 February 2010 at 09:38 am

Frank you’re being a tool.


#246 sssssssspoon 12 February 2010 at 02:07 pm

246th!! Just checking in, looking at the Damn Interesting Comments. Don’t pester Mr. Bellows, thats low. Surely there are better things to contribute to the faithful few that read these comments that to tear down the one that has brought us all together? I say, “thanks Alan, keep getting better!”

Did you know forks were invented in the seventh century?


#247 Frank G 12 February 2010 at 11:04 pm

Same to you Ron,

Again a free world, with free opinions.

Frank G.


#248 Frank G 12 February 2010 at 11:19 pm

Oh and by the way RON ,

Don’t try to be interesting by your word choice because your not,
if you have something on your mind about me just say it in plain English.
So stop trying to be a wiseguy.

Frank G


#249 Eduardo 13 February 2010 at 03:03 am

Frank G said: “Oh and by the way RON ,

Don’t try to be interesting by your word choice because your not,
if you have something on your mind about me just say it in plain English.
So stop trying to be a wiseguy.
Frank G”

Frank, I think something may have been lost in the cultural translation. Ron wasn’t trying to be wiseguy, he was trying to tell you that you are being an annoying arsehole. Your irritating use of RaNdom CapiTals for EMPHASIS is only one of the problems. You have overstepped the mark and are speaking for people who do not wish you to do so; and worse…. you’re doing it badly.

Exhibit A
“Life is full of critics and I am just one of them, as of now I consider this matter/subject for a respond from one of the writers as closed.
There are more important things in life then to deepen this out. So be it !!!”

What on earth is that supposed to mean?
Frank, I’m sure you are going to post some half-baked, essentially meaningless retort; so, please, try and at least make it intelligible.
Is that plain enough for you?


#250 Frank G 13 February 2010 at 07:46 am

Your just another one who is so full of it.
Don’t judge me by my word choice.

Frank G


#251 forester 13 February 2010 at 07:06 pm

I have just realised that i was the last person to comment on this article in 2009.
get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#252 Mr Studworthy 13 February 2010 at 10:21 pm

Gotta love this site, the comments are more entertaining than the DI stories.
Where do some of you guys get off? Alan has no obligation what so ever to entertain you free of charge at your demand. Who the hell do you think you are?
He has explained the situation, personal issues to deal with, he didn’t have to do that. We’re not his freinds or family. He did it out of respect. If you don’t like it….. go away. That simple.
Rant off


#253 Ron 13 February 2010 at 10:34 pm

Frank G said: “Oh and by the way RON ,

Don’t try to be interesting by your word choice because your not,
if you have something on your mind about me just say it in plain English.
So stop trying to be a wiseguy.
Frank G”

I don’t get this, did you not understand what I meant by being a tool? I’m truly curious here.


#254 Frank G 14 February 2010 at 12:09 am

Maybe it’s wise for some commentator’s here to read this, and not be so opinionated.

Promise Yourself

To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.

To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.

To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.

To think only of the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best.

To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.

To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature you meet.

To give so much time to improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others.

To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud word, but in great deeds.

To live in the faith that the whole world is on your side, so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

I have no grudge against anyone.

Frank G


#255 Stead311 14 February 2010 at 03:55 pm

happy valentines day DI!

I still love you XD


#257 ti83 15 February 2010 at 02:29 pm

Love your book, DI.

I hope you you’re doing alright, Alan. Sounds tough. :)


#258 Frank G 15 February 2010 at 08:21 pm

ti83 15 February 2010 at 02:29 pm • In response to The Unfortunate Sex Life of the Banana

Love your book, DI.

I hope you you’re doing alright, Alan. Sounds tough. :)

ALAN is doing fine.


#259 zippyy 16 February 2010 at 01:17 am

Eduardo said: You have overstepped the mark and are speaking for people who do not wish you to do so; and worse…. you’re doing it badly.

I agree with you Eduardo. While I am sure we all feel a little let down by the lack of new articles, harassing Alan and whining on here is not going to get anything new posted.

Oh and here is a short story I found to be DI , lets keep the keep the comments constructive guys.
http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/library_of_babel.html
and its wikipedia article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel


#260 Frank G 16 February 2010 at 10:49 am

Wow, talking about environmental friendly lighting.
Check this out if this is going to be realized in the near future, it would save a lot of energy for us all.

http://www.livescience.com/common/media/video/player.php?videoRef=090203_nxtp_hybridsolar

Frank G


#261 haffa 17 February 2010 at 02:15 am

I so want hybrid lighting. What a simple and brilliant idea! And with additional solar panels, wind power, triple-glass windows and super insulated walls, fossil energy would finally be unnecessary. There are already modern houses in Scandinavia that are so well isolated, that the heat from the lightbulbs is all that is needed to keep them warm all year round (although currently they have encountered a problem; Normal lightbulb production and sale has been banned in inside the EU).

This is way closer to becoming a practical sound solution for the present than alternative energy vehicles. With vehicles, weight, portability (duh!) and size must be held at practical minimum, but not so with a house. Makes me so very excited!


#262 Our Jo 17 February 2010 at 04:14 pm

I found this site in September of 2009, and have spent many hours reading thru the archives. Sadly I just read the last article now.
I have to say, this site provided me with many hours of enjoyment and enlightenment, both from the written articles and the comments other readers have made. This site lasted longer in reading time than any book I have read, with the added bonus of it all being free! And not to mention mostly DI!
I’d like to say “Thanks” to Alan and to all the writers who have contributed over the years, for giving me some fantastic reading. Its been an absolute pleasure from start to finish :)


#263 Frank G 18 February 2010 at 07:43 am

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE !!! WHY DO WE CIVILIANS SEE THEM AND THE OFFICIALS NOT !!!
(OR DO NOT WANT TO SEE THEM?)

Britain releases new UFO files
February 18, 2010 5:49 a.m. EST

London, England (CNN) — A hovering Toblerone and a silky-white residue join near-misses and strange lights in the British government’s latest release of its files on UFO sightings.

Made public Thursday, the files are the fifth collection of records about unidentified flying objects to be released by the Ministry of Defense and The National Archives as part of a project to open the files up to a wider audience.

Thursday’s release is the largest so far, totaling more than 6,000 pages of material from 1994 to 2000.

The files include a sighting by a man in Birmingham, England, in March 1997. He said he came home from work at 4 a.m. to see a large blue triangle-shaped craft hovering over his back garden.

It was silent but caused dogs in the neighborhood to bark, the report said. It “shot off and disappeared” after about three minutes, the report said, leaving behind a “silky-white substance” on the treetops, some of which he saved in a jar.

It was not clear what happened to the jar and its contents.

Another document, from January 1997, is about a man driving home through south Wales one night when he saw “a ‘tube of light’ coming down from the sky,” which at first seemed like a “massive star” coming toward him.

The man’s mobile phone and car radio failed, the report said, and the man got out of his car and was able to walk through the light. It said he got back in his car but started feeling sick, and he soon developed a skin condition for which he had to see a doctor.

His car was left covered in dirt and dust, the report said.

Other reports are about sightings by groups of people, including one from August 1997 in which five members of a fishing trawler in the North Sea reported seeing a round, flat, shiny object hovering in the sky.

They saw it both with the naked eye and through binoculars, with the report noting, “witness very skeptical of UFOs.” They tracked the object on their radar for several seconds before it vanished, the report said.

Police officers in Boston, England, and Skegness — both on England’s east coast, caught a UFO on video at the same time that the Royal Air Force (RAF) detected an “unidentified blip” on their radar, the files show.

It happened in October 1996, when the officers saw “strange rotating red, blue, green and white flashing lights in the sky,” the report said. A ship in The Wash, a bay near Boston, also saw the lights, and at the same time RAF air defense radars picked up the blip over Boston, the report said.

Press coverage of the incident led the RAF to look into the lights, later identifying some as stars and bright planets, and attributing the radar blip to a “permanent echo” created by a nearby church spire.

The release highlights how the reported shapes of UFOs have changed during the past half-century, the National Archives said. Many of the reports in the latest file describe UFOs as big, black and triangular, whereas reports from the 1940s and ’50s tended to be about saucers or disc-shaped objects, they said.

“In the 1950s the next big leap in technology was thought to be a round craft that took off vertically, and it’s intriguing to note that this is the same period when people began to report seeing ‘flying saucers’ in the sky,” said David Clarke, author of a book called The UFO Files and a journalism lecturer at Sheffield Hallam University.

He pointed out that in the years covered by the latest file release, triangle-shaped U.S. stealth bombers and Aurora spy planes featured heavily on TV shows like “The X-Files” and movies like Independence Day.

“It’s impossible to prove a direct link between what people are reading and watching and what they report as UFOs, but one interpretation could be that the latest advances in technology may be influencing what people see in the sky,” he said.

A craving for chocolate may have influenced another sighting, that of a “Toblerone-shaped” UFO hovering over Annandale, Scotland, in July 1994. The Toblerone is a triangular-shaped Swiss chocolate candy bar. The files include a sketch of the object, which showed it as 35-40 feet long and about 20 feet wide.

It hovered silently about 10 feet above a field with no lights and was “observed for at least 40 minutes,” the report said.

The release also contains several incidents involving UFOs and aircraft, such as a near-miss that happened in January 1995 when a British Airways Boeing 737 was approaching Manchester airport. The captain and a crew member saw the object, but an investigation by the Civil Aviation Authority failed to identify it, the report said.

An airliner near Glasgow Airport saw white and red flashing lights in December 1996, but the report simply concluded there was no RAF activity in the area at the time.

NOTE FROM ME;

My take on all this is,,, that there is more between HEAVEN AND EARTH,
I believed in UFO’s at the moment I was old enough to understand about them, and my wife encountered a sighting.
So when she came to me very excited about what she saw in 2007 on a clear night, lights in a triangle formation coming towards her and then suddenly disappear, I BELIEVED HER!

Frank G

link to see the pic and story from CNN,

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/02/17/ufo.files/index.html?hpt=C1


#264 Eduardo 20 February 2010 at 12:17 pm

Frank. FRANK! You are truly a wanker. Can you not find somewhere else to post your strange rantings? Perhaps the UFO’s can provide you with an interested audience.


#265 Lilac 20 February 2010 at 07:07 pm

I’m being Damn patient, waiting for another Damn article. But having a Damn good time reading all the Damn comments. Hope to have Damn good read before too Damn long.

P.S. Would someone shut the Damn door so all the Damn idiots will stop coming in?


#266 Frank G 20 February 2010 at 08:51 pm

Why don’t you shut up with your smart ass arrogant comments here, Eduardo and Lilac!!!

I just wanted to show here a nice article from CNN and give my take on it.

So what’s your problem ?

Frank G


#267 Eduardo 20 February 2010 at 10:36 pm

You are, Frank. You are my problem. You blew in a month ago, a stupidity storm sweeping through an otherwise pleasant website. Since then there have been, count ‘em, 20 of your nonsensical posts. Semi-literate bullshit. You remind me of that annoying kid we all went to school with, the guy who ruled his little chess club or similar with an iron fist. A legend in his own lunchbox. Isn’t there a village somewhere missing you, Frank?


#268 Frank G 20 February 2010 at 10:53 pm

Eduardo said: “You are, Frank. You are my problem. You blew in a month ago, a stupidity storm sweeping through an otherwise pleasant website. Since then there have been, count ‘em, 20 of your nonsensical posts. Semi-literate bullshit. You remind me of that annoying kid we all went to school with, the guy who ruled his little chess club or similar with an iron fist. A legend in his own lunchbox. Isn’t there a village somewhere missing you, Frank?”

WoW, you really have a problem with yourself , hahaha i suggest that you read this article again.

The Unburdened Mind, your scary

Frank G


#269 Eduardo 20 February 2010 at 11:27 pm

I’m sorry, Frank. I forget sometimes that you’re not too bright, and that I need to walk you through things. My problem is with you. You can see evidence of this If you just cast your eyes upward from your latest badly-written rubbish.
Thank you though, Frank, for a moment there I started feeling guilty. I realised that you are just a poor simpleton, and not really responsible for your own actions, and that maybe I should go easy on you. However, when reading your reply, I was reminded that being an idiot is no excuse, and you truly are a repulsive and almost breathtakingly annoying bloke. Do me a favour Frank, just be quiet for a while.


#270 haffa 21 February 2010 at 06:38 am

You are the problem Eduardo. Stop heckling Frank. You’re the one dragging this thread down to youtube level with your arrogance and aggressiveness! Go take a cold shower and pull yourself together.


#271 Frank G 21 February 2010 at 08:42 am

haffa said: “You are the problem Eduardo. Stop heckling Frank. You’re the one dragging this thread down to youtube level with your arrogance and aggressiveness! Go take a cold shower and pull yourself together.”

Thank you, Haffa

I will be the wise one and won’t react anymore to him
Again thanks, Frank G


#272 Lilac 21 February 2010 at 12:46 pm

Frank, this was my first post ever on here, and I didn’t mention any names. I don’t appreciate being called smart ass and arrogant, when you don’t even know me. I don’t think your posts are informative or interesting, but it’s not my place to say it on a public forum open to everyone. I’ll just read the good ones and skip over yours.


#273 Frank G 21 February 2010 at 03:52 pm

Lilac said: “Frank, this was my first post ever on here, and I didn’t mention any names. I don’t appreciate being called smart ass and arrogant, when you don’t even know me. I don’t think your posts are informative or interesting, but it’s not my place to say it on a public forum open to everyone. I’ll just read the good ones and skip over yours.”

My sincere apologies to you Lilac,

Frank G


#274 Ron 21 February 2010 at 09:22 pm

I like that he called Frank a wanker. Being American its not a word I here often but I appreciate the automatic hilarity in it.


#275 Stead311 22 February 2010 at 09:37 am

Frank. The idea of UFO’s is not very rational. Albeit not inpossible, I don’t believe it warrants any serious discussion on a site designed to promote stimulating conversation. So I will refer you to this: http://www.damninteresting.com/space-radio-more-static-less-talk

I think this speaks volumes about any UFO sighting. That and the fact that I would never trust another Human Being when it comes to personal experience. I am an Evidence guy. Toblerone? Give me a frickin break. Incidentally, I am now going to go buy a delicious toblerone!


#276 zeemayla 23 February 2010 at 04:38 pm

Frank G said: “Eduardo said: “You are, Frank. You are my problem. You blew in a month ago, a stupidity storm sweeping through an otherwise pleasant website. Since then there have been, count ‘em, 20 of your nonsensical posts. Semi-literate bullshit. You remind me of that annoying kid we all went to school with, the guy who ruled his little chess club or similar with an iron fist. A legend in his own lunchbox. Isn’t there a village somewhere missing you, Frank?”
WoW, you really have a problem with yourself , hahaha i suggest that you read this article again.
The Unburdened Mind, your scary
Frank G”

“Wow, you really have a problem with yourself. I suggest that you read ‘The Unburdened Mind’ again.
You’re scary.”

Fixed. WoW is a video game, and thus not relevant to this discussion. The pronoun “I” is always capitalized. Titles of books, movies, and articles should be either underlined or put in quotation marks. “Your” is the possessive form of you, so y0u must have been talking about a thing of his that was scary. What you used was just a sentence fragment, and made no sense.
I would like to direct you to a book I’ve found to be very interesting: http://www.textbooks-4sale.com/english-93-textbook-to-the-point-ingleside-sfsu-ccsf-40/

Anyway, I’ve been reading this website for years. I’ve never ventured into the comments, but the articles were always very thought provoking, and certainly Damn Interesting! They helped prepare me for a few of my college level history classes. It was great knowing a subject before actually getting into it.
My sympathies to Alan – I know what it is like to lose your creative spark, and I hope you regain yours eventually!


#277 Frank G 23 February 2010 at 09:13 pm

So I HAVe A NOTHER personn here ( zeemayla ) who now,,, has a problemmm with my grammar!!!
Keepsss on getting more funniier evvvrrrry time.

Get a life,

Frank G


#278 palomar 24 February 2010 at 09:41 am

Generally speaking, when one purchases a book, that person does not require a website full of perpetually delivered free content to accompany it. When you purchased this book, did it not have any meaningful content within it to compensate you for the money you had spent on it? In saying that, do you not believe that the purchase of this book is fair compensation for the hard work that was put into its contents? This is the general concept that drives our economy. Do you get angry when a commercial ceases to exist after you have purchased the product?

As the saying goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch, but when there is, don’t bitch about what it is and how large the serving is, be happy that you got it in the first place.


#279 Frank G 25 February 2010 at 07:21 am

The End of the World?

It sounds odd to begin a new year by talking about the end of the world, but it does grab your attention! At the end of every year there are always predictions about the end of the world. As a little girl growing up in the outskirts of Portland, Oregon, I remember that when we went into the big city I would often see a man standing on the street corner holding up a sign that said the end of the world was near. Not to give away my age, but that was quite a few years ago. So, if the end of the world was near, his idea of near was not my idea of near!

It is amazing how we have such a preoccupation with the end of the world. Nostradamus, the famous 16th century French seer, the Bible with its Armageddon, and now 2012, the end of the Mayan calendar, all prophesize the end of the world. There has been a lot of talk about a cataclysmic event happening to change the world, but why does that have to be a bad thing? Why is the end of something a threat? Why can’t it simply be the end of one experience and the birth of a new experience? Much like the way a caterpillar goes into its cocoon only to come out as a butterfly. The caterpillar’s death is the butterfly’s birth. No one is too upset about that because we know that its life continues on.

This is the same perspective we need to hold onto for ourselves. I am pretty sure the caterpillar does not have a scientific understanding of what we call metamorphosis, but it does not cower in the face of its impending doom in the cocoon. It actually has a pretty good-sized dinner before its long sleep, and then it becomes a thing of rare and delicate beauty.

Perhaps this is how we need to look at any impending thought of doom: look at it, move through it without fear so we might experience the miracle that we are entitled to on the other side.

Look at it

This concept is not new to any Course student. There are a number of places in the Course where we are told not to focus on the frenzy of our fear thoughts, but to look clearly at what we think is the problem or challenge before us. Getting caught in the fear that often surrounds a situation does nothing for us — it neither solves the problem nor helps us to feel the peace that will allow us to be open to another way. In some places in the Course those fear thoughts are seen as clouds that can be easily moved through. They have no substance and only have the power to stop us that we have given them. As it says, “Go on; clouds cannot stop you.”

What frightens us is not that we look clearly at something but that we don’t look and live our lives based on what we think might happen. The Course tells us we see nothing as it is now. Our “seeing” is based on what we think “has happened” and then projected into the realm of what we think “might happen” (the future) and we miss the opportunity to see the truth that stands before us now.

Looking requires that we empty our cup

I went to see the cataclysmic movie 2012 recently. It’s about the end of the Mayan calendar and how that is supposed to predict the end of our world as we know it.

Well, if you have done any research on this subject, you might already know that there is a lot of skepticism of this idea and even of the actual date the Mayan calendar refers to, and that’s from those in the “know” about Mayan culture. The details are too long to address here; needless to say, I think we are safe.

In the movie (which was pretty intense, but also a little unsatisfying in the relationship department, which is what I feel makes or breaks a cataclysmic movie), a scene takes place in a Tibetan temple where an elder monk is counseling a young monk with (surprise!) very few words. To address the young monk’s concerns, the elder pours a cup of tea until the tea overflows and overflows and overflows. This startles the young monk, but the elder monk counsels that you cannot find any solution when you are so full of confusion. You must first empty your cup. Of course, the movie did not come up with this thought. It was actually borrowed from an old Zen story about the importance of emptying one’s mind.

But that’s what struck me about the movie — and I bet that scene didn’t cost nearly the $260 million that was the film’s budget. It was a priceless reminder to me and it has stayed in my mind ever since. It is important to empty our minds of the fear and frenzy that is whirling around. Think about how many things are facing you just today? What are the thoughts racing through your mind? Are you a cup that is overflowing because of your fears or worries from the past? Perhaps it is time to empty your mind to allow truth to find a home. Your answer is with you now; you merely need to clear away everything that is not the answer.

Moving through it

We spend so much time in the company of fear but no one likes it. We feel victimized by fear. So, maybe it’s time to stop inviting it over. I don’t know about you, but I have a busy life. I just don’t have time for thoughts that don’t benefit me. What has fear ever done for you? Worrying about what has happened or what might happen prevents you from seeing what is happening.

There is a fable about two monks who were walking by the side of a stream and they came across a woman. She was in great distress, for she needed to get across the stream but she could not swim. The elder monk picked her up and carried her across and then came back and resumed his journey with his fellow monk. The elder monk could tell that something was bothering his companion, but nothing was said. Finally after a few hours the other monk could not keep his mouth shut any longer. “You know our vows prohibit you from touching a woman. How could you do that?” he scolded. The elder monk replied, “I put that woman down on the other side of the stream. Why do you still carry her?”

There may very well be challenges you have to face, but carrying your fear and judgments from the past do you no good and certainly do not allow you to be open to experience the miracle that is awaiting you.

Holding on to fear and reliving it over and over again is like finding a piece of food between your teeth and re-chewing it. Have you ever done that? Be honest, we have all found that piece of tasteless, gray food between our teeth and instead of spitting it out, we pick it out, look at it, re-chew it and swallow it. Yuck! What a disgusting thing to do. But, we think nothing of re-chewing the fearful, debilitating thoughts that we allow our minds to feast on. Let us become aware of the thoughts that serve us and those that cost us our peace and insight and gladly make the sacrifice of fear today.

You are entitled to miracles

I say this all the time, but why not? When studying A Course in Miracles we are told that we are entitled to them, so maybe we should believe it! As a matter of fact, we are told in the beginning of the Text in the first 50 miracle principles that miracles are natural and that when they do not occur something has gone wrong. The fact is miracles are happening all the time; what has gone wrong is our unwillingness to notice them.

As Einstein said, “You either live as if everything is a miracle or nothing is a miracle.” That is your choice. The Course is not about you creating miracles; it is about you removing the blocks to the awareness of the miracles that are all around you. You are the heir to the kingdom of God, so it is time to stop living with such an impoverished attitude.

To be born again

“To be born again is to release the past and look without condemnation upon the present.” (T251)

When we dwell in fear, we lose. There is an old proverb: Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. Stop wrestling with your fearful thoughts; you will never win and the fear will become more real to you because of your resistance. This may be easier said than done, but that is no excuse not to start. That is why the above quote is a good one. It is simple, direct and it works. Look clearly: what has the past got you? What value have you gotten from dwelling on issues from your past? You might say you learned some good lessons from it. Okay, fair enough, so take the lessons and release the rest. The problem is most of us are not spending time in the past thinking about the wisdom we have gained; we are spending time in the past in regret, guilt, fear or anger. When we dwell there, we are stuck to relieve it in our future.

There is a miracle waiting for you today, right now. It cannot be lost or found by someone else for you. It will be found only by you. It requires only that you no longer carry your past into your future and that you be willing to empty your mind of fear now.

The end of something is not to be feared; just as the end of fear is not to be delayed. Fear doesn’t make life exciting; it makes it exhausting. In the Course it says that we think that without our ego, all would be chaos. It then goes on to say, though, that without the ego, all would be love.

It is time for the end of the world of fear and the birth of the world of love. This kind of end is not one of destruction, but translation. Allowing all mistaken, fearful thoughts to be translated into knowledge and restoring to our minds the truth that we think we have thrown away, that is Heaven. And that is really not an end but the beginning.

by Beverly Hutchinson McNeff

Thank you Beverly

From the January/February issue of The Holy Encounter. Click here to receive the current issue.


#280 Frank G 25 February 2010 at 07:24 am

Here is the link to go to the website,

http://www.miraclecenter.org/services/subscribe.html


#281 tednugentkicksass 25 February 2010 at 09:45 pm

Frank G said: “So I HAVe A NOTHER personn here ( zeemayla ) who now,,, has a problemmm with my grammar!!!
Keepsss on getting more funniier evvvrrrry time.

Get a life,
Frank G”

you are a fucking douche


#282 Frank G 25 February 2010 at 10:44 pm

Have a good one, Ted

Frank G


#283 DeLuzional 26 February 2010 at 07:44 am

Hello to all….=))


#284 Frank G 26 February 2010 at 12:25 pm

In light of one of the best Olympic games ever, i feel bad for my fellow Dutch man Sven Kramer and Coach
Gerard Kemkers.
This is the biggest blunder ever in Dutch Olympic history for sure.
So for years to come from now we will be reminded about this big mistake.
I hope they will get some satisfaction in the pursuit race.
So looking back at some more big blunders either made by contestants or judges, i give you.

THE TEN BIGGEST BLUNDERS IN OLYMPIC HISTORY, BEFORE THE DUTCH BLUNDER.

By Monte Burke, Forbes.com

David Wallechinsky, noted historian, essayist and general raconteur, also happens to be perhaps the world’s leading Olympic historian. In his two compendiums, The Complete Book of the Winter Olympics and The Complete Book of the Olympics, Wallechinsky chronicles the Games since their inceptions, capturing the highlights and statistics, and the winners and the losers. But the books are also chock full of bloopers and blunders, which he believes have only added to our enjoyment of the games.

“I like odd stories,” Wallechinsky says. (He also keeps tabs on the governments of the world at allgov.com, which may be odder than the Olympics.) His passion for those strange occurrences makes him the perfect man to help us come up with a list of the 10 biggest blunders in Olympic history.

Missed opportunities

Wallechinsky’s favorite blunder happened in the 1960 Summer Games in Rome. A runner named Wym Essajas was the pride of Suriname, the first-ever athlete to participate in the Olympics from the country. Essajas was scheduled to compete in the 800-meter race, but he was given the wrong starting time. He decided to take a nap and ended up sleeping through his event, breaking the heart of his country. Suriname would have to wait another eight years to field another Olympian.

Next on his list is the sad saga of the man who ate too much.

“Thomas Hamilton-Brown of South Africa lost his opening-round match in Lightweight Boxing in 1936 [the Berlin Summer Games],” says Wallechinsky. “He softened the disappointment of his loss by going on an eating binge. Then it was discovered that there had been a scoring error and he had actually won the fight.

Unfortunately, he had already put on five pounds and was unable to get rid of it by the next day’s weigh-in.” The gluttonous boxer was disqualified.

Then there’s the blooper that proves tennis is indeed a contact sport. In the 1912 Summer Games in Stockholm, in the mixed-doubles tennis final, Sigrid Fick of Sweden accidentally smashed her partner Gunnar Setterwall in the face with her racquet during the first set. The Official Report of the 1912 Games, in the understated manner typical of that era, read: “This little accident put Setterwall off his game, for his play fell off tremendously.” You don’t say? The duo lost the gold 6-4, 6-0.

One of the most memorable blunders in Olympic history happened just four years ago in the Winter Olympics in Turin. American snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis had a comfortable lead heading into the final jump of the gold-medal race in the snowboard cross event. She decided to add a little spice to her finish, attempting a totally unnecessary “method grab” in the air. Her showboating ultimately cost her the gold: When she landed, she caught an edge and fell as Tanja Frieden of Switzerland whizzed by her to snatch the gold.

“She definitely styled that a little too hard,” her coach said afterward. That was the understatement of the Olympics.

But the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul featured one of the greatest blunders in history – and it was on the part of the judges. In the gold medal boxing bout American Roy Jones Jr. absolutely pummeled Park Si-Hun, a South Korean, landing 86 punches to Park’s 32. Wallechinsky was in the front row for the match, calling it for NBC radio.

“Everyone in the arena assumed Jones won, even Park,” says Wallechinsky. But just before the announcement of the winner, Wallechinsky says he noticed the Korean volunteers celebrating. “I caught the eye of Jones’ coach and just shook my head,” he says. Jones was robbed of the fight and the gold. The judges were later suspended.

Sometimes blunders lead to good – albeit lucky – things. In the medal heat of the 1,000-meter short-track speedskating event in the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Australian Steven Bradbury was bringing up the rear on the final turn. Suddenly Chinese skater Li Jiajun fell and took out everyone in the race except for Bradbury, who coasted across the finish line to the gold medal.

“God smiles on you some days and this is my day,” said a humbled but happy Bradbury after the race.

For most other blunders, there’s no smiling whatsoever.

Link: http://www.forbes.com/2010/01/29/worst-olympic-blunders-lifestyle-sports-olympics-vancouver_slide_2.html?partner=yahoosports

Have fun, Frank G


#285 Nimberoxfei 28 February 2010 at 08:37 pm


Alright you made me say it…

It’s peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
It’s peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

Also: http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Dancing_Banana.gif


#286 jedat 01 March 2010 at 02:49 am

Frank, I know your only trying to keep some DI stuff going in the comments, but you do realise that these articles you keep posting will be protected by copyright laws.
I’m not to sure what the copyright laws in the Netherlands are, but as the sites you are pasting from are USA based as is DI, perhaps just to keep it safe just post a link and say what it’s about.

There isn’t much happening here at the minute for whatever reason, and I’m not going to get drawn into whatever the reasons behind it are except to say thanks for all the DI stuff so far and fingers crossed some more will be coming eventually.

But lets try and make sure that when and if Alan decides to make a return the site won’t have been closed down due to copyright infringement.

Cheers

John


#287 dsjohn 01 March 2010 at 01:29 pm

I love this post. Thank you Frank for sharing this interesting post.

Techbalang – Gadget and Computer Security


#288 Silverhill 01 March 2010 at 05:35 pm

dsjohn, it is against Mr. Bellows’s policy for one’s posts to include links to other products or services. (It’s considered spamming.) Please do us, and yourself, a favor by removing or deactivating your link.


#289 Silverhill 01 March 2010 at 06:06 pm

….Sorry, I was thinking of another forum where one can edit one’s posts. Instead, send a note to Alan Bellows asking him to edit it for you.


#290 zippyy 02 March 2010 at 04:21 am

Something I thought was DI: Chile quake might have shortened days on Earth
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/03/02/chile.quake/index.html?hpt=T1


#291 KarmaPolice 02 March 2010 at 06:01 am

Fuck this shitty site, removing it from bookmarks.


#292 sssssssspoon 02 March 2010 at 09:38 am

Still watching and waiting. The Frank G bickering is Damn Interesting though…


#293 Meowww 02 March 2010 at 04:14 pm

I like Meow. Mephedrone


#294 goodbye 03 March 2010 at 01:06 pm

I have been following this site for many years now. I stuck around through the occasional pause in new articles, and through the reposting of older ones. Sadly the time has come to say goodbye. Unfortunately this site has gone the way of many others that got a book published. The final nail was some of the comments in this thread, come on guys. I wish the creators and editors the best and good luck on your future endeavors.


#295 zippyy 08 March 2010 at 05:35 pm

#296 Frank G 09 March 2010 at 06:36 am

Ah I love freedom of speech, Go Michael Go,
Just to make sure about my posting here, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech

You either love or hate all the comments, Damn Interesting Idea Michael.

Frank G

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/03/08/preston-on-politics-michael-moore-lobbies-for-west-wing-job/?fbid=85ley2HlIPO#more-93577


#297 Frank G 09 March 2010 at 06:40 am

Your comment has been placed in a temporary holding cell due to its resemblance to spam. If it’s legitimate, it’ll show up right here real soon.

Since it never will be placed i just put the link down here about Michael Moore.
At first i just wanted to copy/paste it.

Have Fun and yes I’m back

Frank G,,, smile


#298 spiffitz 09 March 2010 at 01:16 pm

Q: How do you keep a rotten banana in suspense?

Tune in soon for the answer!


#299 Ard Ri 11 March 2010 at 01:55 pm

I’m Bored…


#300 Ard Ri 11 March 2010 at 02:03 pm

300th!!!


#301 Virgil Syonid 11 March 2010 at 05:46 pm

They say there’s truth in anagrams. Perhaps there’s fate as well.

Damn Interesting:
Daring Sentiment
Meandering Stint
Terminating…. .. . . Ends


#302 ngguy 13 March 2010 at 01:31 am

I’ve been reading this site for years and I’m disappointed that there hasn’t been a post in half a year but what really disappoints me is the people who leave comments with curse words in them. I remember when everyone was civil to one another but now everything has changed. I guess just like myspace and bebo and other websites that were once considered great, this website has become a joke.


#303 blore 15 March 2010 at 11:48 am

This week’s Banana News:

50 years ago, the Standard Fruit & Steamship Co. (now Dole) began shipping bananas in boxes. “The development of the banana box had a monumental impact,” notes a manager at Dole. Pioneers of boxed banana shipment will gather for a reunion this weekend (March 19-21).

http://thepacker.com/m/story.asp?sect=news&contentId=1002825


#304 bobtheterminator 18 March 2010 at 04:26 pm

For anyone hungering for Damn Interesting stories, I have good news if you’ll settle for Quite Interesting. There’s this hilarious British show called QI with plenty of interesting factoids to quench your palate. It’s basically Stephen Fry asking a panel of comedians random questions, with hilarity frequently ensuing. It’s a different panel every episode with the exception of Alan Davies, who’s there every week. He’s pretty much a running joke. A ton of the episodes are available here: http://www.youtube.com/user/quite1nteresting?blend=1&ob=4#p/u

Not all the seasons are up there, but I would highly recommend season 5, which is my favorite so far.


#305 MacAvity 21 March 2010 at 07:53 pm

Another submission to temporarily entertain and interest bored, impatient, and otherwise restless minds:

The latest (plausible and non-extraterrestrial-involving) hypothesis regarding the construction of the Pyramids in Egypt holds that they were made not of giant quarried blocks of limestone hauled by slaves at all, but rather of reconstituted limestone – a concrete, of sorts – poured into giant block-shaped molds.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article656117.ece


#306 blore 22 March 2010 at 01:36 am

Domain Status Update:

The alternate domain “DARNinteresting.com” (which redirects to this site) was set to expire on March 17 2010, but it has now been renewed to 2011.

Perhaps it was set to auto-renew.

Presumably, the same may be true of DamnInteresting.com. It too may be automatically renewed when its current expiration date arrives in July.

In short: Rumors of DI domain expiration may be greatly exaggerated.

Of course this says nothing about about future activity on the site. But at least the domain may be in no real danger of expiring this year.


#307 Frank G 22 March 2010 at 06:41 am

blore said: “Domain Status Update:

The alternate domain “DARNinteresting.com” (which redirects to this site) was set to expire on March 17 2010, but it has now been renewed to 2011.
Perhaps it was set to auto-renew.
Presumably, the same may be true of DamnInteresting.com. It too may be automatically renewed when its current expiration date arrives in July.
In short: Rumors of DI domain expiration may be greatly exaggerated.
Of course this says nothing about about future activity on the site. But at least the domain may be in no real danger of expiring this year.”

Thanks for the update BLORE,

I recently wrote about the site and communication again, and Jason Bellows replied see down here.
I am glad he is working on it and lots of other fans are probably thrilled when his articles will appear.

————————————————————————————————
Jason Bellows wrote on, 18 March 2010 at 11:57 am

I’ve written an article, and another was mostly done, but hard to finish them when I have no idea if/when will be used.

So thanks again Blore for your update,

Frank G


#308 Jason Bellows 22 March 2010 at 08:23 am

The main domain will indeed auto-renew.


#309 J.K. 30 March 2010 at 08:59 am

That’s good news to hear at least. I have no idea what family politics or whatever is within the behind the scenes world of DI are, but it’s a true shame you can’t get the keys to the house here Jason. You seem to genuinely care long after most have given up and still occasionally post with tidbits of info and updates. We know you seem to have the drive to keep making this place something, and even have stuff on the back burner. Here’s to hoping Alan gets in a better spot or whatever the private issues may be and this place goes somewhere again. I still tend to check every few weeks to a month to see if something pops up, but even now the comment section is running dry looking at the spread of dates here and that’s a Damn unInteresting shame.


#310 Anonymousx2 30 March 2010 at 05:23 pm

Jason:
I’m not all that interested in more posts here.
I want to see another book.


#311 Ron 31 March 2010 at 06:59 pm

I check every few weeks to see if there is a new article. If they make one great, if not thank you for all the free content and I see no reason why you need to turn over the website to anyone else.


#312 Miss Lena 01 April 2010 at 10:39 am

Are goldfinger and ladyfinger banana’s the same? I have never liked Cavendish but those ladyfingers are the bomb! Great site, I have only just discovered it so it would be a shame if it isn’t continued. DI articles!! Thanks.


#313 Dwight256 02 April 2010 at 12:35 am

Well, I managed to pass my state’s BAR exam and find a job in a terrible economy before DI posted a new article. Hurrah. Here’s hoping for new content in the future so I can read it during work.


#314 Daemon 03 April 2010 at 05:48 am

I don’t know if anybody ever looks at Cracked, but I found this pretty interesting. It’s worth a look if you can get past the penis jokes.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18503_how-biotech-company-almost-killed-world-with-booze.html


#315 drraj 04 April 2010 at 11:51 pm

really interesting article like myblog http://interestinginbox.blogspot.com/


#316 richewd 06 April 2010 at 07:53 am

Bannana Creme Pie…….mmmmmmmmmmm….its the best!

Rich,
http://computerfreezes.net


#317 rom 08 April 2010 at 08:20 am

super))


#318 edrcnc 16 April 2010 at 01:06 am

First


#319 wclark 27 April 2010 at 12:21 pm

Last


#320 darren.l 29 April 2010 at 03:52 pm

Still lookin’ in every now and then just in case…

… loyalty thats what it is…

…loyalty


#321 Daemon 30 April 2010 at 03:33 am

I still look in most days in vain hope. Come on ! We miss you Alan!


#322 dune125 04 May 2010 at 12:57 am

Frank G said: “Your just another one who is so full of it.Don’t judge me by my word choice.
Frank G”

Hahahahahahahaha nice comback, dick. Is that easier to understand than ‘tool’?


#323 dune125 04 May 2010 at 01:08 am

Frank G said: “So I HAVe A NOTHER personn here ( zeemayla ) who now,,, has a problemmm with my grammar!!!Keepsss on getting more funniier evvvrrrry time.
Get a life,
Frank G”

Also, take some of your own advice, it’d be fantastic if you stopped wanking about in the DI comments.


#324 chris85 04 May 2010 at 06:54 am

Hello,

I’ve been looking back at this site pretty much every week since the last article and haven’t really heard anything much about updates. I obviously don’t want to take away anything from this website as it’s amazing, however, I was wondering if there was any interest in doing the same kinda thing but with user-generated articles.

I’m quite happy to foot the bill and create the website. All that is needed is to find people that are interested enough to create good, well-written articles.

To me, it seems such shame that such a great website should just die like this.

If anyone’s interested in project like this, please e-mail me: [email protected] .

Chris


#325 MacAvity 05 May 2010 at 04:58 pm

I for one don’t believe that Damn Interesting is really going to die with “The Unfortunate Sex Life of the Banana” as its last article. Think about it. It’s only been about eight months since the article came out. There were about nine months between “In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You!” and “Steely-Eyed Hydronauts of the Mariana.” People were panicked about the site dying then, too, but it didn’t. I have faith that we will get a new article eventually. Until that time, I intend to read older articles and their comments and, as others have suggested, make an attempt to write an article of my own, either to submit formally or merely to post here. I had been considering Fatal Familial Insomnia as a topic, but (good thing I checked!) Mr Alan Bellows has long since beaten me to it, and done a far better job than I could have hoped to have done myself. Time to go read that article and then think up another topic. Valete!


#326 AntEconomist 09 May 2010 at 08:08 am

For the past 40 articles, the mean time between articles is 14.6 days (stdev = 28 days). 258 days have elapsed since the bananna article. Assuming that the time to the next article follows the exponential distribution, the probability of observing a hiatus of 258 days assuming that more articles are forthcoming is virtually zero. Given that we have observed a hiatus of 258 days, the logical conclusion is that no more articles are forthcoming. (Results assuming a log-normal distribution are qualitatively similar.)


#327 chris85 09 May 2010 at 08:49 am

The problem is: I’ve read all the articles, and, I’m sure, a lot of other people have, too. If you’re going to write a good article, it’d be a shame for it to just sit in the comments section. Also, you can’t add pictures or anything in the comments section :-(

I don’t understand pretty much all of what AntEconomist said, but, if it’s true — and I’m sure it is — no more articles are going to be written. Again :-(

I’m going to create the site. It’ll only cost a few quid for the name, and, if no one’s interested, fair enough, but, if they are, then we get more articles to read again! :-D


#328 Daemon 09 May 2010 at 03:27 pm

@chris85 … I think trying for a new site is a good idea, and I’ll try my hand at writing something if I can find the material. I hope the dregs of the DI visitors can create something together =)


#329 chris85 12 May 2010 at 01:42 pm

Daemon said: “@chris85 … I think trying for a new site is a good idea, and I’ll try my hand at writing something if I can find the material. I hope the dregs of the DI visitors can create something together =)”

Okay. Cool. I would have created it sooner but I can’t seem to think of a name for the site! Any ideas, Daeomon? Or anyone else?


#330 chris85 12 May 2010 at 01:43 pm

Daemon*


#331 Anonymousx2 12 May 2010 at 03:36 pm

It’s not that I don’t have the interest in contributing articles. It’s that I don’t have the ability of the Bellowses.


#332 nikrulz1106 12 May 2010 at 04:08 pm

Nice one. Bumped into another crazy site http://www.allfaltugyan.com that has lotta damn interesting facts about everything.


#333 chris85 13 May 2010 at 11:12 am

Anonymousx2 said: “It’s not that I don’t have the interest in contributing articles. It’s that I don’t have the ability of the Bellowses.”

Me neither, to be honest. The Bellowses et al are great writers. I’m just hoping that we can rekindle some of the spirit that was put into this site for more people to enjoy. Plus, I’ve read everything. :-P


#334 sssssssspoon 14 May 2010 at 01:13 pm

First!! I always wanted to do that. I guess since I am 334th it’s cooler than to be the second or third one in. I remember when there were two or three “first’s” in every set of comments. I try to get a comment in every 100 or so.

Even reading the past articles is still cool.

Greetings to the faithful that still read all the comments. Hope you’re doing great. You too Alan, Jason, and all the other writers.


#335 rainmaker 19 May 2010 at 01:59 pm

Maybe this is just my happy delusion; but I have a theory that if we can get to 639 comments on this article,
then everyone will get pie (mmmmmm) and a new article will be posted…


#336 RoflBeard 20 May 2010 at 03:23 am

Is this officially the end of DamnInteresting? …. I hope not :( the amount of hours i have spent reading brilliant articles on here, what am i supposed to do now!? work!!! i think not!

Anyway I saw that someone was thinking of starting a similar site for DI articles…..if you do please post the URL here so i can come check it out. Oh and i have an article ready to go on it if you are interested…..was meant for DI but since they havent been seen for many moons now i doubt they will want it.

Long live the intellegent and amusing DI followers!


#337 Hoekstes 21 May 2010 at 04:28 am

Thanks for nothing.


#338 blore 21 May 2010 at 06:45 am

Thanks for everything.


#339 Ahuva 21 May 2010 at 07:50 am

I really miss Damn Interesting. I agree with Blore and I’m also appreciative of everything I got here. I’m just hoping that the site will spring back into action soon.


#340 Anonymousx2 21 May 2010 at 05:53 pm

I don’t want more stuff here. I want another book.


#341 Frank G 23 May 2010 at 06:49 pm

HI ALL I AM NOT AT ALL WORRIED ABOUT THE SITE ANYMORE IT WILL GO ON FOR SURE SEE THE OLDER COMMENTS DOWN HERE . Frank G 22 March 2010 at 06:41 am • reply

blore said: “Domain Status Update:

The alternate domain “DARNinteresting.com” (which redirects to this site) was set to expire on March 17 2010, but it has now been renewed to 2011.
Perhaps it was set to auto-renew.
Presumably, the same may be true of DamnInteresting.com. It too may be automatically renewed when its current expiration date arrives in July.
In short: Rumors of DI domain expiration may be greatly exaggerated.
Of course this says nothing about about future activity on the site. But at least the domain may be in no real danger of expiring this year.”

Thanks for the update BLORE,

I recently wrote about the site and communication again, and Jason Bellows replied see down here.
I am glad he is working on it and lots of other fans are probably thrilled when his articles will appear.

————————————————————————————————
Jason Bellows wrote on, 18 March 2010 at 11:57 am

I’ve written an article, and another was mostly done, but hard to finish them when I have no idea if/when will be used.

So thanks again Blore for your update,

Frank G

#308 Jason Bellows 22 March 2010 at 08:23 am • reply

The main domain will indeed auto-renew.


#342 chris85 24 May 2010 at 09:16 am

Well, here it is. I’ve set up the website — it’s not finished yet — for people to post their articles. There are instructions on the page for how to post articles, so, if anyone’s interested, here’s the URL: http://www.entreating-minds.com

I hope people enjoy it! Keep in mind that it’s work in progress so not everything works as of yet.

Let’s hope that Alan et al come back soon. I’m still missing the articles…

Chris


#343 Daemon 25 May 2010 at 02:59 pm

Really like the new site :) I promise I’ll get an article at some point haha. I hope it really gets going, because it’s a massive shame about DI!


#344 monika 27 May 2010 at 03:58 am

This one is damn interesting too http://www.allfaltugyan.com


#345 zippyy 05 June 2010 at 08:44 pm

I continue to live in hope, this is DI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_reality


#346 Frank G 09 June 2010 at 02:33 pm

Hellooo, yes not the correct grammar but i don’t care.

Guys now 10 months later and not really any interesting going on here I am thrilled and happily to announce to you all that Chris Hall one of DI longest fans here gave life to another interesting site.
Check it out get signed up and write some good and fun stuff guys, life does not end with DI it just got a little brother or sister if you like that more me DutchFrankie2010 or Frank G as i am called here am looking forward for new members and writers on the new site and yes i still hope that DI writers are going to pick up their writing pen and am looking forward for new articles here to.
So go to this link and check it out guys and galls. http://www.entreating-minds.com/

See you soon, Frank G


#347 Ron 16 June 2010 at 07:45 pm

Hey Frank thanks for posting 4 spots below Chris’s post. That really helps.


#348 elijahcamp2 22 June 2010 at 09:36 am

Just checked out the new site. Pretty interesting – I like the petroleum killed the electric car article. http://www.fringd.com


#349 SpaceHunterZORG 22 June 2010 at 10:33 am

Greetings!

I’ve been a fan of this site for quite some time now (although I’ve never commented.) I used to get a little disappointed when the banana would always pop up instead of a new article, but I also understand that this site was a massive personal undertaking. Bellows and company also have lives outside of this site, and they have provided a great extensive service at no cost to us fans, and with no annoying advertising!

Perhaps there is great misfortune that is affecting the ability of Bellows and co. to deliver articles. Or maybe the inspiration has run dry. Nevertheless, this site has provided so much entertainment and wonderful information. Think of the hours of research, writing, and editing that the Bellows have conducted on each topic, for the benefit of the people, and for no compensation of any kind. If this is the end of DI, I will shed a tear, but I also know that your legacy will continue, whether through the book, new fans, or other inspired sites (such as Entreating Minds.)

I thank you, Mr. Bellows and company, for the damn interesting articles and all of your hard work and dedication, and for the years of enrichment. I do wish all of you the best!

Sincerely,
Ash


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